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Twitter Name: @NickSwardson
Website: http://whosay.com/nickswardson
Description: I like making love. And farting Food goes in my mouth every day. Fact Sometimes I will meet a deer in my dreams and he will invite me into his vagina
Website: http://whosay.com/nickswardson
Description: I like making love. And farting Food goes in my mouth every day. Fact Sometimes I will meet a deer in my dreams and he will invite me into his vagina
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Nick_Swardson
@Campbellss_Soup it's done
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Anyone down to get drunk and machete shopping?
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Imagine what a gnarly shit Gandolf could take. No magic there. Just smells. Horrible smells.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Did Chewbacca have to go through puberty? #MothersDay
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Is it just me or should Golden Tee be in the Olympics?
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Just found out I have a full allergy to getting punched in the dick.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Serious question. What do you buy first a falcon or a cheetah?
Updated 11 day(s) ago
This is the bottom of the page....
