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Twitter Name: @PatGodwin
Website: http://www.patgodwin.com
Location: My own little world
Description: I'm the guy whose song you heard on that radio show… I talk and write, also.
Website: http://www.patgodwin.com
Location: My own little world
Description: I'm the guy whose song you heard on that radio show… I talk and write, also.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Pat_Godwin
Pain doesn't have any place in Jon Bon Jovi's life… he checked his schedule, pain's not on it. A trip to the suck doctor is, however.
Updated 41 minutes ago
@normmacdonald He's a naughty Supreme Court judge and she's got a nutty bouquet, ladies and gentleman, Clarence Thomas and Pinot Grigio.
Updated 52 minutes ago
RT @AlRomas: @PatGodwin joins http://t.co/wsarhY7p in 3 hrs. Get your questions in now. #AskPat @HelenKeaney
Updated 8 hours ago
This version of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know" is… ASTOUNDING! http://t.co/RPfe2ZTE
Updated 8 hours ago
Vikings in "How To Train Your Dragon" speak in Scottish accents and their kids speak in American accents. WTH? (what the haggis?) #Nordic
Updated 8 hours ago
No matter how much you ask, I am not blowing up the Wolverine pool float. http://t.co/6wBv8pI7
Updated 9 hours ago
Winklevoss twins crashed Mark Zuckerburg's wedding, "The Graduate" style--screaming, "We saw her first!"
Updated 10 hours ago
Why do the Vikings in "How To Train Your Dragon" have a Scottish accent? AND, why do their Viking children have American accents? #Nordic
Updated 10 hours ago
Timothy Busfield, from Thirtysomething, is accused of sexual assault… he told cops he was just looking for a little something, something.
Updated 13 hours ago
Photo: My son, Jimmy, has requested that we buy him a real pool… he’s grown weary of the Lowe’s bucket and... http://t.co/BpVKUo1u
Updated 20 hours ago
Arsenio Hall beat Clay Aiken on #CelebrityApprentice !!! I feel bad for the Claymates but happy for the Hall monitors.
Updated 21 hours ago
Arsenio Hall beat Clay Aiken on #CelebApprentice !!! I feel bad for the Claymates but happy for the Hall monitors.
Updated 21 hours ago
My 11 year-old's favorite show. // RT @AlRomas: @PatGodwin Re: HBO's Girls… I enjoy watching it with my parents.
Updated 21 hours ago
New Girl: "Siri, is that rain?" Siri: "You're the one looking out the window, you f*cking idiot, you tell me!"
Updated 22 hours ago
HBO's Girls continues it's streak of bravery and humor… nothing like it on TV.
Updated 22 hours ago
Like Lindsay Lohan? // RT @UberFacts: When looking at stars, you're looking into the past. The stars we see at night have already died.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Folks participating in #celebrityfish should be ashamed of themselves. (Tommy Tuna, Bernie Mackerel, Cod Bridges, etc… )
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Eclipses are boring… if the sun catches fire, then I'll watch.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
If you think store-bought Kombucha tea is tangy, you should try the homemade swill my wife forces on me. #vinegar
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Respect your fiddlers, I mean your elders… respect your eldest fiddler.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Jimmy has requested that we buy him a real pool… he's grown weary of the Lowe's bucket and garden hose. http://t.co/rNz1jd5n
Updated 1 day(s) ago
My thoughts go out to Robin Gibbs family, especially his son, Spencer, who I knew well from my Miami days. RIP.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
RT @AlRomas: I'm guessing @PatGodwin is getting plenty of rest for tomorrow's life changing interview with @HelenKeaney and I on http:// ...
Updated 1 day(s) ago
"All leather chaps are by definition, assless." ~ mr. serious at the gay bar
Updated 1 day(s) ago
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