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Twitter Name: @paul_merrill
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Description: Writer for Emmy-winning PBS show Biz Kids. Star of Emmy-ignored Paul Merrill: Karate Konsultant.
Website: http://www.paulmerrill.com
Location: Seattle
Description: Writer for Emmy-winning PBS show Biz Kids. Star of Emmy-ignored Paul Merrill: Karate Konsultant.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Paul_Merrill
Don't worry, lady. If I saw me walking down the sidewalk carrying a child's Razor scooter, I'd frantically cross the street and dial 911 too
Updated 9 day(s) ago
For reasons I can't begin to explain, just spent the last half hour researching 70s child star POINDEXTER! http://t.co/Q7M49gwQ63
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Would gladly pay for 2nd phone exclusively for my mom just to avoid sending her lovey-dovey texts meant for my wife. #unsendunsendunsend
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Watching the Transformers movie for first time. Sadly it is not the one with Orson Wells.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @paulthenshirley: Just got the final version of Cartel V from @IrrelevantScott and it is SPECTACULAR. Here's a tease: http://t.co/TcoLxc …
Updated 13 day(s) ago
RT @paulthenshirley: Cartel V features writing by @Steven_Hyden, Eric Nusbaum, @paul_merrill, @larrypotters, @pharrison11, me, and more.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
"If you make fantasy too real, it loses the quality of a dream." - Ray Harryhausen http://t.co/SCd6ZWSNTC
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Every time I visit Microsoft I try my best to not act like a slack-jawed yokel, but HOMYGOD they have their own shopping mall!!!
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Now You See Me looks like a movie about the worst Batman villain ever, minus Batman.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Don quits advertising to play washboard with Country Joe and the Fish? Now I've seen everything! #MadMen
Updated 18 day(s) ago
I am not buying this whole "Don Draper goes back in time to wrestle dinosaurs" storyline. Fool me once, Mad Men! #MadMen
Updated 18 day(s) ago
I knew someday there would be full-frontal nudity on TV, but why did it have to be Bert? #MadMen
Updated 18 day(s) ago
I figured they would kill off Bert at some point, but did not see the Manson connection coming. Wow! #MadMen
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Hmm. Glad they worked Malcolm X into this week's story, but having him date Peggy seems a little obvious. #madmenspoilers
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Whoa. Did not see Pete's death coming. Especially in space! #madmenspoilers
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Mad Men doesn't start for a few hours here on the west coast, but I'm going to start tweeting like it has.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
RT @MrJohnnyRyan: I was super excited to see the billboard for the Fat Snake Plissken movie but I guess it's just for the Hangover 3 :(
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Before you complain about babies on airplanes, perhaps you should examine what childhood trauma made you such an insufferable asshole.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Shia LaBeouf is the Jar Jar Binks of Crystal Skull.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
The first half hour of Crystal Skull is actually pretty good. But then Shia LaBeouf shows up.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
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