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Twitter Name: @PaulOgata
Website: http://PaulOgata.com
Location: Hollywood, California
Description: comedian, actor, husband, doggydaddy, modern day warrior, made in hawaii, trapped in california, adrenaline junkie, ice cream purist
Website: http://PaulOgata.com
Location: Hollywood, California
Description: comedian, actor, husband, doggydaddy, modern day warrior, made in hawaii, trapped in california, adrenaline junkie, ice cream purist
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Paul_Ogata
Last night I made a woman run crying from the showroom because I joked about water rights. Comedy is not for everybody, dam it.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Happy Mother's Day to me for making my mom a mom! Where my presents at?
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Please donate to my #Kickstarter to hire #VinScully as narrator for a 50 Shades of Grey audio book.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Lightning hitting a crane across the street from me. Luckily I'm hardly ever the tallest object in any vicinity. http://t.co/4QceRXl3RY
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Happy Asian-American Awareness Month.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Ever seen a bear eat a monkey? Oh. How about because the monkey crashed into the bear while they were riding bikes? http://t.co/tyMk0xmXRo
Updated 14 day(s) ago
LinkedIn seems to think very poorly of me. It says I have 16 things in common with doo doo. http://t.co/iqZfU9eOou
Updated 14 day(s) ago
For Saul Bass' birthday today, you gotta watch his amazing Oscar-winning short film Why Man Creates! http://t.co/rHTeHhT1kc
Updated 14 day(s) ago
@PeetrPiper I feel like we've outed ourselves as band geeks, and we've only just begun.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Ducks live by my house so these beginning-of-the-week storms leave a bunch of feathers on my lawn. Rainy days & Mondays always get me down.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
One time a guy had a stroke during my show. Am I that funny? Or is my target audience old folks who should have taken Plavix?
Updated 16 day(s) ago
This zombie trend is out of control. They even got Ossie Davis to ref the Mayweather fight.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
The HR Dept at Marvel Studios, said I lied on my job application. But I told them I was just retconning.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Can two Popes share an apartment without driving each other crazy? This Fall on ABC, Benedict and Francis star in The God Couple.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Admit it: The Justice League movie will be crap. They might as well have Eddie Murphy play all the heroes a la The Klumps.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Congratulations, King Willem-Alexander. I don't know what you're getting your mom for Mother's Day, but it better be really really good.
Updated 22 day(s) ago
I'm using an online banking app to take pics of my deposits instead of going to a teller. But now what do I do with this cash? Do I keep it?
Updated 23 day(s) ago
I'm finally back in the US from Asia! Catch some new jokes and bird flu this Saturday night 11:30pm @BreaImprov with @Slanted_Comedy!
Updated 23 day(s) ago
I don't have ringside UFC seats, but I am on a Hong Kong sidewalk on a Sunday. More elbows thrown here!
Updated 25 day(s) ago
My wife is brave! I told her she should visit her lady-parts doctor to check out her sore eye. She scoffed "OBGYN visits are for pussies."
Updated 27 day(s) ago
Tali-Man Crush. RT @funnykeithlyle "@PaulOgata I'm in Afghanistan. Our tour manger Marc can't stop taking about you. He's got a man crush"
Updated 27 day(s) ago
I love Malaysia! (I'll be back soon.) RT @amuyo_tomoko "@PaulOgata Awesome experience watching LIVE for the first time at @PJLiveArts"
Updated 27 day(s) ago
Just shot an ep of #FootballOverload in Malaysia! An American on a show about soccer is like having a Frenchman discuss modern war victories
Updated 27 day(s) ago
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