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Twitter Name: @MrPhilipLy
Website: http://facebook.com/phillycheesecaked
Location: Chinatown, USA
Description: Philip Ly is an aspiring comic with a black belt in Feng Shui. He sells himself cheap for a quick laugh because his profession requires him to be dead inside.
Website: http://facebook.com/phillycheesecaked
Location: Chinatown, USA
Description: Philip Ly is an aspiring comic with a black belt in Feng Shui. He sells himself cheap for a quick laugh because his profession requires him to be dead inside.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Philip_Ly
Happy Look at Photos of Your Friends Sharing Fun Moments With Their Moms While U Cry Because Ur Mom Refuses To Acknowledge Ur Existence Day.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Happy Check Out Pictures of your Friends' Hot Mom on Facebook Day! #RightClick #SaveAs
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Happy Check Out Pictures of your Friends' Mom on Facebook Day! #RightClick #SaveAs
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Jodi Arias's new bunkmate is one lucky woman...
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Jodi Arias has an adorable sob face
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Jodi Arias: Guilty (of stealing my heart)
Updated 16 day(s) ago
For some reason, Yahoo! Mail thinks that I'm a lonely housewife looking for a bang.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
@ZuleykaSilver, keep your head up girl. You is beautiful. Mucha, mucha beautiful. This is only the beginning of an illustrious career.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
@ZuleykaSilver, Keep your head up girl. You is beautiful....mucho mucho beautiful.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
Whoever called the Kentucky Derby "The Fastest 2 Minutes in Sports" obviously never talked to my ex-gfs about my performance in bed...
Updated 21 day(s) ago
Whoever called the Kentucky Derby "The Fastest 2 Minutes in Sports" obviously have never slept with me before.
Updated 21 day(s) ago
Ay Dios Mio! @ZuleykaSilver Estas muy bonita, girrrrrrrrl! You got me watching #NBL even though I don't habla espanol. Muchas Gracias
Updated 26 day(s) ago
.....and penis.
Updated 27 day(s) ago
.....and they don't cry after getting tackled by their little sister during a pickup game.
Updated 27 day(s) ago
.....and they can bench press more than 85 pounds
Updated 27 day(s) ago
....and my 40 time is 9 seconds slower
Updated 27 day(s) ago
Kinda cool that the football players getting drafted weigh just as much as I do. Only difference between us is that I'm a full foot shorter
Updated 27 day(s) ago
Made a Vine sex tape. Trying to figure out what to do with the unneeded 2 remaining seconds.
Updated 29 day(s) ago
Made a Vine sex tape...trying to figure out what to do with the unneeded remaining 2 seconds.
Updated 29 day(s) ago
In 6th grade, I liked a girl and didn't know how to tell her so I wrote her a letter that read, ”I hope you poop yourself to death...”
Updated posted April 17, 2013, 1:00 pm
Mario Kart on the Super Nintendo is the greatest wingman ever.
Updated posted April 15, 2013, 11:02 am
@FernandaNBL2013 keep your head up girl, you is beautiful..MUCHO, mucho beautiful...#nbl
Updated posted April 14, 2013, 10:01 pm
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