Philip Ly

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Twitter Name: @MrPhilipLy
Website: http://facebook.com/phillycheesecaked
Location: Chinatown, USA
Description: Philip Ly is an aspiring comic with a black belt in Feng Shui. He sells himself cheap for a quick laugh because his profession requires him to be dead inside.

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Happy Look at Photos of Your Friends Sharing Fun Moments With Their Moms While U Cry Because Ur Mom Refuses To Acknowledge Ur Existence Day.
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Happy Check Out Pictures of your Friends' Hot Mom on Facebook Day! #RightClick #SaveAs
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Happy Check Out Pictures of your Friends' Mom on Facebook Day! #RightClick #SaveAs
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Jodi Arias's new bunkmate is one lucky woman...
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Jodi Arias has an adorable sob face
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Jodi Arias: Guilty (of stealing my heart)
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For some reason, Yahoo! Mail thinks that I'm a lonely housewife looking for a bang.
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@ZuleykaSilver, keep your head up girl. You is beautiful. Mucha, mucha beautiful. This is only the beginning of an illustrious career.
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No reason to watch #NBL anymore since @ZuleykaSilver got eliminated!!!!!!!
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@ZuleykaSilver, Keep your head up girl. You is beautiful....mucho mucho beautiful.
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Whoever called the Kentucky Derby "The Fastest 2 Minutes in Sports" obviously never talked to my ex-gfs about my performance in bed...
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Whoever called the Kentucky Derby "The Fastest 2 Minutes in Sports" obviously have never slept with me before.
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Ay Dios Mio! @ZuleykaSilver Estas muy bonita, girrrrrrrrl! You got me watching #NBL even though I don't habla espanol. Muchas Gracias
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.....and penis.
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.....and they don't cry after getting tackled by their little sister during a pickup game.
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.....and they can bench press more than 85 pounds
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....and my 40 time is 9 seconds slower
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Kinda cool that the football players getting drafted weigh just as much as I do. Only difference between us is that I'm a full foot shorter
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Made a Vine sex tape. Trying to figure out what to do with the unneeded 2 remaining seconds.
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Made a Vine sex tape...trying to figure out what to do with the unneeded remaining 2 seconds.
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In 6th grade, I liked a girl and didn't know how to tell her so I wrote her a letter that read, ”I hope you poop yourself to death...”
Updated posted April 17, 2013, 1:00 pm
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Mario Kart on the Super Nintendo is the greatest wingman ever.
Updated posted April 15, 2013, 11:02 am
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@FernandaNBL2013 keep your head up girl, you is beautiful..MUCHO, mucho beautiful...#nbl
Updated posted April 14, 2013, 10:01 pm
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@juliangil Suit looks dope brutha! #nbl
Updated posted April 14, 2013, 9:31 pm
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@juliangil Suit looks badass, brutha!
Updated posted April 14, 2013, 9:30 pm

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