Raj Desai

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Twitter Name: @_rajdesai
Website: http://www.rajdesaicomedy.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: Writer/standup comedian in L.A.

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The NBA Finals -- Proud Sponsor of Samsung
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"This song will go great as an opening for Game 6 of the Heat-Spurs 2013 NBA Finals." - Francis Scott Key, 1814
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I wonder what percentage of our GDP is driven by products meant to unclog pores? Do I have an economist followers?
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Emilio : Gordon :: Estevez : Bombay
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@SteveHofstetter life imitates art, emphasis on art
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For a band based on a scab football movie starring Keanu Reeves and Gene Hackman, The Replacements were a pretty darn good band.
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And, tonight at 9:30, I'm doing stand-up at @ComedyPalaceLA, 2112 Hillhurst Ave.
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Tonight at 8pm, I'm doing stand-up at @ImprovComedyLA, 8162 Melrose Ave.
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Saw a baby wearing a Led Zeppelin t-shirt. What? Come on, that baby couldn't even tell you what a t-shirt even is!
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Trying to sell my film "Trout Fishing in the Yemen," but studio execs tell me something similar has been done...what're they talking about?
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@whitehawk330 We're still cutting a deal...thanks!
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@boyer7469 Thanks Stacey!
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Trying to sell my film "Trout Fishing in the Yemen," but I keep being told something similar has been done...what're they talking about?
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@bmorgan5 Thanks, buddy!
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@Banobile likewise, buddy!
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Hope that people who send ricin letters are polite & nice enough to include a cover letter, e.g. "Please see attached ricin."
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Did you know that F. Scott Fitzgerald's original title for "The Great Gatsby" was "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S.?"
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Did you that F. Scott Fitzgerald's original title for "The Great Gatsby" was "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S.?"
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RT @holyfuckcomedy: The album is for sale. - We’ve rambled and hounded you about it, we know, so we won’t say much, but this is... http://t…
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@jessecase My continued apologies re: Rio.
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RT @jessecase: My tattoo was a huge mistake. It says "Dewey Defeats Truman".
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"Oh my God, I'm so excited I have Lupus. This is amazing! I love lupus!" -- Jimmy Fallon after being diagnosed w/ Lupus
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RT @holyfuckcomedy: The ALBUM RELEASE SHOW is tonight! with GREG BEHRENDT!!! fuck yes! 9pm @DowntownIndie! FREE!!! https://t.co/nhBwx1WY
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"Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy" -- René Descartes
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Never saw "The Departed" until now. Watching it on basic cable. One thing's for sure, the screenwriter sure loved using the word "friggin'!"
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