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Twitter Name: @GraigSalerno
Website: http://www.GraigSalerno.com
Location: New York, New York
Description: Comedian/Comedy Writer/Professional Chocolate Starfish Murderer
Website: http://www.GraigSalerno.com
Location: New York, New York
Description: Comedian/Comedy Writer/Professional Chocolate Starfish Murderer
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Real_Graig_Salerno
If I find a bathroom with just the right acoustics I can make myself sound just like Michael Clarke Duncan.
(When he was alive)
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Updated 6 day(s) ago
This #Bulls crowd sounds like the audience at a funeral in the United Center right now. #NBAPlayoffs.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Fascinated how you can tell the quality of ones teeth by the way they spell the word theater/theatre.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
You can always look around a bar and tell what dudes break tables making wrestling videos in their backyard.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Wait, why isn't Nate Robinson yelling anymore? #Bulls #Heat
Updated 10 day(s) ago
The #Bulls Nate Robinson is strongly challenging Jason Terry for the most annoying, loud mouth, punk, douche bag, idiot, in the NBA.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Less concerned about why this broad flipped of Joakim Noah & more concerned about what she's doing with Mr. Roper. http://t.co/feXAZobjL2
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Who started this morbid ritual of leaving crosses at every site that someone dies? And what if two people die in exactly the same spot?
Updated 10 day(s) ago
What if my name's Graig? RT @prasdelo: If ur name is Craig, u will hear "C'mon Graig!" no less than 15 times during our interaction.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
We still have time... RT @Smileees__: Me and Graig was supposed to come to El Toro before he moved.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Couldn't imagine holding a bunch of chicks against their will in a sex dungeon for ten years.
They don't have basements on the West Coast.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
So who had the Heat +50?
Updated 12 day(s) ago
What's the line on who comes back first, Jesus or Derrick Rose? #Bulls
Updated 12 day(s) ago
If you have one of these on your house...
... I don't want to go to your house. http://t.co/8adic6Idtb
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @ChrisAlanComedy: I used the 1963 photo filter it made me move to the background of my own pic!
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Did the #Bulls win the Championship yesterday?
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Man, now she's REALLY gonna hate white people. RT @cnnbrk Singer Lauryn Hill sentenced to prison on tax charges.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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