Real Graig Salerno

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Twitter Name: @GraigSalerno
Website: http://www.GraigSalerno.com
Location: New York, New York
Description: Comedian/Comedy Writer/Professional Chocolate Starfish Murderer

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If I find a bathroom with just the right acoustics I can make myself sound just like Michael Clarke Duncan. (When he was alive)
Updated 6 day(s) ago
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RT @MrStevenBriggs: @GraigSalerno @BobbyWayneS Chupacabra Hunter and Unicorn Slayer unite
Updated 6 day(s) ago
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This #Bulls crowd sounds like the audience at a funeral in the United Center right now. #NBAPlayoffs.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
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@MrStevenBriggs @BobbyWayneS Unicorn Slayer approves.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
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RT @MrStevenBriggs: We got to get the @BobbyWayneS @GraigSalerno and Steven Briggs Tour happening
Updated 7 day(s) ago
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RT @MrStevenBriggs: Official website up and running http://t.co/suGpo9tLo7
Updated 7 day(s) ago
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Fascinated how you can tell the quality of ones teeth by the way they spell the word theater/theatre.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
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You can always look around a bar and tell what dudes break tables making wrestling videos in their backyard.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
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RT @prasdelo: @GraigSalerno C'mon Craig!
Updated 9 day(s) ago
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Wait, why isn't Nate Robinson yelling anymore? #Bulls #Heat
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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The #Bulls Nate Robinson is strongly challenging Jason Terry for the most annoying, loud mouth, punk, douche bag, idiot, in the NBA.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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Less concerned about why this broad flipped of Joakim Noah & more concerned about what she's doing with Mr. Roper. http://t.co/feXAZobjL2
Less concerned about why this broad flipped of Joakim Noah & more concerned about what she's doing with Mr. Roper. http://t.co/feXAZobjL2
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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Who started this morbid ritual of leaving crosses at every site that someone dies? And what if two people die in exactly the same spot?
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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What if my name's Graig? RT @prasdelo: If ur name is Craig, u will hear "C'mon Graig!" no less than 15 times during our interaction.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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We still have time... RT @Smileees__: Me and Graig was supposed to come to El Toro before he moved.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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Geez. Harsh. RT @Freaky_Jordann1: graig need to remove hisself from twitter
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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Couldn't imagine holding a bunch of chicks against their will in a sex dungeon for ten years. They don't have basements on the West Coast.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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So who had the Heat +50?
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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What's the line on who comes back first, Jesus or Derrick Rose? #Bulls
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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If you have one of these on your house... ... I don't want to go to your house. http://t.co/8adic6Idtb
If you have one of these on your house...

... I don't want to go to your house. http://t.co/8adic6Idtb
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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RT @ChrisAlanComedy: I used the 1963 photo filter it made me move to the background of my own pic!
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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RT @antbanks2323: @GraigSalerno you would think so on espn today.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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Did the #Bulls win the Championship yesterday?
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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RT @pwroflov: @GraigSalerno and the song Killing Me Softly
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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Man, now she's REALLY gonna hate white people. RT @cnnbrk Singer Lauryn Hill sentenced to prison on tax charges.
Updated 13 day(s) ago

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