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Twitter Name: @robdelaney
Website: http://www.robdelaney.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: Comedian,Writer, 6'3 217lbs
Website: http://www.robdelaney.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: Comedian,Writer, 6'3 217lbs
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Rob_Delaney
@kevinpollak #yes
Updated 1 minutes ago
Can I do a set (of standup comedy) somewhere in LA tomorrow?
Updated 6 minutes ago
Just snuck up behind my uncle & pulled his finger, causing him to fart uncontrollably.
Updated 34 minutes ago
Just saw a DHL van with a picture of a Spanish cathedral on it. I will definitely use them to mail my underpants to Katie Couric now.
Updated 2 hours ago
LA: I'm headlining the Hollywood Improv 6/23. New material. Tkts: http://t.co/RsQ23hE7 RT! cc: @ImprovComedyLA
Updated 2 hours ago
"Give it away, give it away, give it away, give it away now." - chorus to the hit song, "Give It Away," by the Red Hot Chili Peppers #music
Updated 4 hours ago
Not well. I just tasered my daughter's cat as a joke & it died. RT @McDonalds: Morning! How's everyone's week going?
Updated 5 hours ago
THIRTY should do it! RT @WhiteCastle: The only “case” you should have this Monday is a Breakfast Case w/ 30 Sliders! http://t.co/ETqwHlpK
Updated 5 hours ago
BRB gonna take a little "Travolta Time-Out"
Updated 6 hours ago
@LauraSterritt @HeyMerrill @gabrielroth I wanted him to be naked though & hate that it was being filmed. I *dislike* what he did.
Updated 8 hours ago
@LauraSterritt @gabrielroth I GENUINELY didn't mean rape. What's a shorter way for me to tweet "intimate moment"? You know what he did?
Updated 8 hours ago
Please webcast his showers. RT @nytimes: Dharun Ravi Sentenced to 30 Days in Tyler Clementi Bias-Crime Trial http://t.co/9d9CilOt
Updated 8 hours ago
I live tweeted the eclipse last night if you want to scroll back & "take a peek."
Updated 9 hours ago
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