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Twitter Name: @Robheeney
Website: http://robheeney.com
Location: Crouch End
Description: Stand-up comedian-/-writer-type thing
Website: http://robheeney.com
Location: Crouch End
Description: Stand-up comedian-/-writer-type thing
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RT @mattgreencomedy: Just bumped into @ChrisMComedy & @Robheeney at very busy airport. We are the comedy jet set. For today.
Updated 20 hours ago
But WHY do you want to get in contact by linkedin? We already talk on facebook, Twitter and on the phone
Updated 20 hours ago
Mental to think that the bill hicks routine, "let's hunt and kill billy ray Cyrus" could have prevented the existence of miley Cyrus
Updated 22 hours ago
?On TV tonight ? Mock The Week. Dara O? Briain presents previously unseen footage from the latest series .... REPEAT?
Updated 1 day(s) ago
@simonfeilder That would explain why I keep reading your Tweets on Facebook. Sorted now
Updated 1 day(s) ago
So I need a passport to travel with Ryanair, and a driving licence isn't accepted? How did they get away with that one? Good job I checked
Updated 1 day(s) ago
If there's a comic here with Chris Martin's number, could you DM it to me please? Thanks
Updated 1 day(s) ago
@DanAntopolski has made a new vid and it's bloody hilarious! http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/extra/video/p006szkp
Updated 1 day(s) ago
So Pepsi's core value is that they endorse tricking women into having sex with you? Hmmm ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CDH7IaNG6E
Updated 1 day(s) ago
At my wedding to a mathemaician, we seated everyone around a circular table. Well; we wanted to keep it a loci affair #shitmathsjokes
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RT @philbutleruk: Please retweet the details for my free weekly podcast THE GREEN ROOM. www.thegreenroompodcast.com or on itunes http:// ...
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I'm such a narcissist. I need to take a long, hard look at myself in the mirror (I bet that one's been done before!)
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Ha ha ... nice stuff RT @TaraFlynn My Oscar blog http://www.taraflynn.ie/blog/my-acceptance-speech/
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RT @jayirichardson: Check it out, it's an interesting doc. RT @billhicks_movie: Official Bill Hicks Story trailer now online! http://bit ...
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I reckon we've lost our enthusiasm with Twitter. We all used to RT all the time. These days I bet not even one person RTs this ...
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In the original Star Wars script, Yoda's dialogue was in German. Lucas changed his mind and translated it literally into English #MovieFacts
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@ifindkarma I watched it last year with (comic) jim jeffries and he had no alcohol in. No chance of that this year! Boru- decent Irish stuff
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@ifindkarma Bless you my new-found transatlantic friend. Final Vodka/Diet Coke almost finished; an empty bed awaits. It has no followers.
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@h2osarah Sadly I'm genuinely watching SoccerAM now from my Sky Plus while I finish off my final Vodka Diet Coke (Boru, if you're wondering)
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OK. That's the Oscars all done and dusted. What are we all watching together now? Hana's Helpline on Five?
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@mindofchester I feel such a fool. Next year I'm watching this sober! And moving to a country where it isn't on in the middle of the night
Updated 2 day(s) ago
So.... Tom Hanks walks on stage. I go for a ten second piss, I return and they're already giving a speech. Damn you illegal stream! #oscars
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@matthewcrosby 15 hours? Wow. Your weekend comes a lot sooner than mine @h2osarah
Updated 2 day(s) ago
@h2osarah Mine too. I'm here now. Don't give up. It's 5am here! http://www.atdhe.net/7409/watch-the-82nd-annual-academy-awards
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So ... Beau Bridges ... genuinely made up, or wondering how he didn't quite manage to take advantage of that amazing Bridges leg-up? #oscars
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So ... Beau Bridges .... genuinely made up, or wondering how he didn't quite manage to take advantage of that amazing Bridges leg-up?
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Did you just update Jeff Bridges' Wikipedia page? Already? Seriously; you need to sort yourself out! #oscars
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@ifindkarma Ha ha. I so rarely tweet, and when I do my country sleeps. I feel like I'm tweeting into the wind, so cheers for looking in
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"I get Colin Farrell to big me up? He got Tim Robbins! That's my Oscar fucked!" #oscars
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I thought these guys were JUST actors. Turns out they're proper altruistic humanitarian heroes. Wow. Impressed!!!!! #oscars
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@ifindkarma OK.. How about "In your face David Kelley; she's all yours. I go skiing with Rob Morrow from Northern Exposure"? (Cheers, IMDB)
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Fisher Stevens wins an Oscar? "In your face Michelle Pfeiffer! I don't need you!" #oscars
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Best score? Yup. And best remix too. Why not revisit Upular .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVxe5NIABsI #oscars
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