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Twitter Name: @Robheeney
Website: http://robheeney.com
Location: Crouch End
Description: Stand-up comedian-/-writer-type thing
Website: http://robheeney.com
Location: Crouch End
Description: Stand-up comedian-/-writer-type thing
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No, Craig Doyle, I didn't expect Everest to be doing that today .... I assumed they went bust years ago
Updated 13 hours ago
No. I do not fancy that barmaid with the big tits who flirts with me and always serves me first. #liesguystell
Updated 14 hours ago
Yeah ... I've seen that film #liesguystell
Updated 14 hours ago
Check out Will Sutton. The Isle Of Man's parkour king ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rliopxzQm0&feature=player_embedded
Updated 14 hours ago
USA today journalist just said, without any hint of irony, that Andy Roddick "went over the line last night". Made me chuckle #usopen.
Updated 20 hours ago
Really enjoying Andy Roddick's tantrum .... he's still going ... ten minutes later! #usopen
Updated 1 day(s) ago
@h2osarah Tell me about it. It's a world I left in 1993 .... I still have nightmares
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Scientists have explained Roberto Carlos's free kick from 1997. Really? They've been working on it for 13 years? http://tinyurl.com/tournoiu
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Wondering what Ivo Karlovic is up to just now? http://www.youtube.com/user/officialivokarlovic#p/a #usopen
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Nalbandian wins. What a match! The best player ever not to win a Grand Slam? (Please don't give me any Murray nonsense) #usopen
Updated 2 day(s) ago
RT @andrewlawrence: My radio show starts tomorrow, weds 1st sept, BBC Radio 4, 11.15pm, please listen x
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Just won my way through to the final of a tennis tournament only to find that it's actually the qualifying for the main tournament. Bah
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Enjoying the #usopen. My favourite sports event of the year ..... And an excuse to stay up to 5am every night
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Hey telly! Can somebody please tell Suzy Perry that she's NOT the sexiest woman alive, please? Cheers.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Are you watching the Hewitt match at #usopen on SkySports2? I have no idea who this Australian commentator is but he is a fucking dick
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@k_skupski Wow. That must have been an amazing experience. At any point did you drop him/make him look a mug (with a mate videoing)?
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@robinince Well I doubt very much you did. I bet you rammed it full of people. It doesn't like being treated like that! It's not used to it
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@BennettArron @robinince I did get a bit jealous wondering how "my slot" was this year
Updated 3 day(s) ago
I've never wanted a threesome because my mates have always eventually admitted that the two girls involved weren't the most attractive.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
@NickDoody What's your arrival time in Brighton? Mind you, you're not until about 9. Almost there now. Come to Komedia folks
Updated 5 day(s) ago
RT @carrozo: The yellow signed shop on Muswell Hill Broadway has never shit in its 16 year history, except for 2 hours the day Princess ...
Updated 5 day(s) ago
It will never cease to amaze me that the people with the least to say are the ones that talk the most/loudest on trains
Updated 5 day(s) ago
I've been in London for over ten years now and I don't think I've ever enjoyed myself in a clubby-type place. Always too many geezer-types
Updated 6 day(s) ago
One of the reasons why I'm so excited by the #usopen which begins on Monday .. http://yfrog.us/2t4qaz
Updated 6 day(s) ago
@paulsinha To be fair, if you wanted to be considered political you should have given your show a title with an obvious political agenda
Updated 6 day(s) ago
RT @danielmaier: Thanks for nice comments on my Bill bit. That link again... http://bit.ly/cTJlaw
Updated 7 day(s) ago
@thesimonevans You inspired me waste my time doing this ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXcap2KJPZ4
Updated 7 day(s) ago
@stephencgrant Ah yes. Well spotted. I have corrected it. I did wonder why nobody else had tweeted it. Cowards!
Updated 7 day(s) ago
@Chortle gives So You Think You're Funny 3 stars ... one less than it's own new act competition. Ha ha ... well, you would. #edfest
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Me too! Do come to Komedia folks, it'll be great. RT @Nick Doody @salihughes I'm in Brighton this Sat & Sun, if you're around.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
@Chorlte gives So You Think You're Funny 3 stars ... one less than it's own new act competition. Ha ha ... well, you would. #edfest
Updated 7 day(s) ago
I love this time of night. Everybody's tweeting, but nobody's reading.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
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