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Twitter Name: @robhuebel
Website: http://www.robhuebel.com
Location: Los Angeles
Description: I give medicinal cocaine to baby animals
Website: http://www.robhuebel.com
Location: Los Angeles
Description: I give medicinal cocaine to baby animals
Rob Huebel is a comedian, producer, writer, and actor. His television work includes “Late Night with Conan O’Brien,” “Upright Citizens Brigade,” and “Human Giant” on MTV. He also had a cameo in the Mike Myers film “The Love Guru.”Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Rob_Huebel
If my plane goes down, who will you be more sad about: JJ Abrams, Beau Bridges, Tony Shalhoub or Me? Hint: Not me.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
This one is for the ladies.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
If you put sunglasses on your dog's face, he should be able to put his dick on yours
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Got an eyelash stuck in the back of my throat. Not to brag, but it's prolly not mine.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
A lot of people are saying I'm gonna get an Emmy for my work on this podcast: http://t.co/V1KcdjgrXE
Updated 8 day(s) ago
IDEA: A dating service where you go on a picnic and your food is carried by a relative of the llama, called 'Alpaca Lunch'.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
"When you think about it, they wouldn't even be mothers if it wasn't for us" --some asshole guy somewhere (not me)
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Shoutout to my Mom for naming me Rob Huebel and not Vagg Sickleston
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Called my mother to thank her for a butt like this.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
From what I can tell from local radio billboards, Pitbull and I would be pretty good friends.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I'm on the season finale of Bob's Burgers this Sun at 8:30 on FOX. What have you ever done? Not jackshit probably.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I am now available for all Univision pilots.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Here's a fucking hilarious movie w/ @thomaslennon, @robcorddry, @keeganMkey, @kumailn, @paulscheer and ME http://t.co/Sn6AkUO8GA
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Is Tony Stark in The Stark family on Thrones because he should give them one of them suits he likes so much.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
No I won't 'like' this Port-o-Potty on Facebook and follow it on Twitter.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
There should be an app that's a blacklight so you can check your friends for blood and semen. Fuck, do I have to think of everything?
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Found this on the sidewalk. Sorry friend. I will avenge thee. http://t.co/yedhdoQD6l
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Sent my mom flowers for Mother's Day. Told lady on phone to make card say "from your son Don that you refuse to acknowledge, SLUT"
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Watched that 30 for 30 docu 'Broke'. Gonna start a business that makes swimming pools that look like NFL player's faces.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
"I don't care about followers. I just care 'bout swallowers." --free hard core rap lyric I made for any struggling MC. #imagoodperson
Updated 13 day(s) ago
NATURE FACT: It is difficult but not impossible to get a baby bird to nurse from a grown man's teat
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Just saw a guy beating the crap out of a palm tree with his fists. To be fair, the tree did look like an asshole.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Does anyone know where my star is on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? I can't find it. Getting pissed.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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