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Twitter Name: @RobDComedy
Website: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rob-DeSantis-Comedy/143955565627260
Location: Philadelphia
Description: Philly Comedian, Skeptic, and Writer for @GlobalNewsNet. I Perform at @HeliumComedy, check out www.RobDeSantisComedy.com
Website: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rob-DeSantis-Comedy/143955565627260
Location: Philadelphia
Description: Philly Comedian, Skeptic, and Writer for @GlobalNewsNet. I Perform at @HeliumComedy, check out www.RobDeSantisComedy.com
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Robert_DeSantis
RT @LoganDoesComedy: @RobDComedy I think you might be my favorite twitter friend.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I'm pretty sure being forced to listen to the noise the central air makes in my office building can be classified as torture.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@LoganDoesComedy I wish I had your imagination, I usually need a series of well placed mirrors.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @LoganDoesComedy: @RobDComedy Just to let you know where Im at, every tweet I sent was followed with a mental image of a bunch of me's s…
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@LoganDoesComedy @HeliumComedy Yea so does everyone. Hey are you making a Crab Law sequel yet?
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@LoganDoesComedy Though for the record I don't make sex jokes let alone rape jokes, I'm just sick of seeing all these articles popping up.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@LoganDoesComedy Pfff, you sound like that sorority girl in college the morning after. Bam. Rape Joke. I'm an industry pariah.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
In my defense, the feeling is mutual. @LoganDoesComedy Oh. And you hate women. So yeah.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @LoganDoesComedy: @RobDComedy Well, you're microblogging about it right now. And I'm still not sure what your first name is. Soooooooooo.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Hey comedians, am I unknown enough and have enough misogynistic views on comedy to write a blog about the "rape joke" debate? #DeadHorse
Updated 10 day(s) ago
After a national tragedy I'm going to tweet "When life gives you lemons!" because if we are just all going to use meaningless platitudes...
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Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy as a PREVENTIVE measure. ...I hope I'm not high risk for testicular cancer...
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@KevinRyan00 It depends if you give him enough pocket change on a daily basis to declare him as a dependent.
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RT @jgrammond: I love the story in the Bible about Jesus turning the salt into cocaine at a UFC viewing party.
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@gonzofish You weren't giving me anything, I was explaining why men stand back from the urinal. Pee on kakies is no joking matter Fesh.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
@gonzofish Don't confuse urinals with that spot on your forehead when you were drunk that night in college.
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@gonzofish I think many males like myself are worried about splash-back, that shit shows up on kakies like a motherfucker.
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@DeathSquadPhila I'm pretty sure Money equals happiness, or at least buys happy things.
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RT @Nunnsnumberone: if the new arrested development is good we will never hear the end of it it stinks we will never hear the end of it eat…
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I've been thinking about getting myself a 1 bedroom apt in Philly, because I'm putting way too much money in my savings account every month.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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