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Twitter Name: @SandyDanto
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@fluffyguy heard you're starting a line of headphones just for comedy podcasts called Eats by Gabe
Updated posted December 3, 2013, 2:12 pm
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Check out Worldstar Country for the darnedest wife fights
Updated posted December 2, 2013, 11:04 pm
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RT @adamrichmond: @bengleib @SandyDanto I just made my own really exclusive list, but congrats guys, you're both on it!!! 2 tickets to para…
Updated posted December 2, 2013, 5:22 pm
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RT @bengleib: Wait @SandyDanto what list? There was a list? I bet I was left off it. It's cool. I'm fine with it. #fuck
Updated posted December 2, 2013, 5:22 pm
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Every old person in every TV show or movie has dementia, just like in real life
Updated posted December 2, 2013, 4:40 pm
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There's nothing that makes a group of insecure artists feel better about themselves than an exclusive list they've been left off of.
Updated posted December 2, 2013, 4:00 pm
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This Cyber Monday, ask yourself: what do you get the person who needs everything.
Updated posted December 2, 2013, 10:45 am
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My kid's finger turkey is only gonna have the middle finger
Updated posted November 30, 2013, 5:22 pm
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Going home for the holidays is an up-pill battle
Updated posted November 29, 2013, 10:44 pm
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Is it still "food coma" if I also took a ton of sedatives?
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 8:15 pm
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The casinos in Detroit allow you to gamble using Hanukkah gelt
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 7:16 pm
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Are there any Black Friday deals on lap band surgery?
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 6:20 pm
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Faking sick at my family dinner to check twitter without criticism is the peak of how clever I think I am
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 2:41 pm
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@deandelray this thanksgiving I'm going nuts to butt-ernut squash
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 12:03 pm
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"It's not Pokémon, can't catch em all" -me to piss off my dad as he angrily watches football
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 11:45 am
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The Lions play every thanksgiving to further shame the city of Detroit
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 10:11 am
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My favorite part of thanksgiving is seeing who got all those commercials I auditioned for
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 9:56 am
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RT @dantosbrodanto: You'd be surprised how many places don't accept African American Express on Black Friday
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 9:31 am
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Holiday traveling is the worst. I called shotgun & the pilots are being real dicks about it.
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 12:07 am
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@spicer I can fwd: BCC: style
Updated posted November 26, 2013, 5:40 pm

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