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Twitter Name: @scott_bowser
Website: http://favstar.fm/users/scott_bowser
Location: Western Hemisphere
Description: I host @ScottyMouthPod and perform standup comedy. My life is miserable.
Website: http://favstar.fm/users/scott_bowser
Location: Western Hemisphere
Description: I host @ScottyMouthPod and perform standup comedy. My life is miserable.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Scott_Bowser
@MarieColette sweet!
Updated 33 minutes ago
I don't care if your homeless. This weather is too nice for a beanie and trench coat. http://t.co/HTS41t32
Updated 35 minutes ago
@barvonblaq fuck yes! Costner and Paxton! It's like Wyatt Earp versus Tombstone. I'm siding with Tombstone.
Updated 50 minutes ago
“@MarieColette: I'm at Taco Bell (Los Angeles, CA) http://t.co/0AE29EPQ ” you're turning it into Taco Smell.
Updated 51 minutes ago
Can't believe the gas station by me has a tip jar. I thought it was a give a penny take penny jar. The guy didn't dig my 1 cent tip.
Updated 52 minutes ago
I'm just going to go home and beat my tweet.
Updated 4 hours ago
Please come to this if you're in the Whittier area tonight. Its been a real treat and I want you all to have fun. http://t.co/Da70014y
Updated 4 hours ago
Disco hacks are dropping like flies.
Updated 6 hours ago
Animal Crackers tonight w/ @sbellelauren @EdGalvez @Gbrousseau @littlredcovette @RobLovesBagels @rodney_berry @BabsGray @corneezy 9:00!
Updated 9 hours ago
Glad I didn't interrupt that last BJ so I can masturbate.
Updated 10 hours ago
Damn straight I'm not gay about this Latin tranny. I'm offended by black face Donna Summer however. http://t.co/ZPa1yOYI
Updated 19 hours ago
Dude fuck sports I have a new eight inches of material that's working solid as a rock.
Updated 19 hours ago
RT @luhrsman: Actually, "The Nile" is just a river in Egypt. You're thinking of "denial". They're two very different things.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
RT @johnnypemberton: i drink water you fucking idiots "@Vons_Pavilions: It's so important to stay hydrated! How do you make sure you get ...
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Why is @dadourianbow not showing up as a contact in my phone? We just texted the other day!
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I'm never going to get tired of killing it on here for you guys.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
It takes a lot of nerve to call yourself Big Pun and not use clever wordplay.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
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