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Twitter Name: @scott_bowser
Website: http://facebook.com/scottbowsercomedy
Location: The Big Avocado
Description: I host @ScottyMouthPod and perform standup comedy. Look for my show and album on iTunes,
Website: http://facebook.com/scottbowsercomedy
Location: The Big Avocado
Description: I host @ScottyMouthPod and perform standup comedy. Look for my show and album on iTunes,
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Scott_Bowser
If Angelina doesn't have boobs how will Africa eat?
Updated 5 day(s) ago
I can't wait to be the wacky neighbor on a reality show for sex offenders.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
I wasn't down to loan this heroin addict my phone to call his mom. But I will exploit his illness for… http://t.co/ewCYrXZZiS
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Mothers Day is a great way to remind me that my dad is dead.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Happy Mothers Day to the most awesome mom ever! Love you ma! http://t.co/fiEviIQLoc
Updated 7 day(s) ago
@BrodyismeFriend the world needs more Buddy Rich references. Thanks for keeping us honest Brodes.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
New word: starcastic; ex: When my friend told me he liked Bono I didn't detect any starcasm so I stabbed him.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Look close in Goodfellas. There's a brief shot of Lorraine Bracco's side nip. Your welcome.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
I doubt anyone ever shaved a dogs ass and taught it to walk backwards for the sake of ridiculing a classmate. But if so... #golfclap #bravo
Updated 7 day(s) ago
I didn't know y'all was into stars. You muthafuckahs should have Ptolemy.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Is there an ass I should be kissing on here that I haven't kissed yet?
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Anyone who labels me as a "rape joke comic" has never actually listened to my set. I don't do any rape jokes. Sorry to let y'all down.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Maybe they wouldn't be homeless if they weren't assholes.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Sorry if my dick took a selfie and texted it to you while I was sleeping last night.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Hairy biker gash....oh wait this isn't google image search.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I have just as many wins this season as Joe Blanton.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I want to start a kickstarter to raise money for anti-kickstarter legislation.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Plate #3 (intermission): chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes and gravy, Mac and cheese, dinner roll.… http://t.co/UOWfgrfnT2
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Plate #2: nachos, shrimp, catfish, chicken, fish stick and dinner roll. http://t.co/G7oMAwcEsp
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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