Sean Cooley

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Twitter Name: @seancooley
Website: http://sean-cooley.tumblr.com
Location: Chicago, IL
Description: Comedian / Writer / Actor / Improviser. I rarely drive steamboats. I perform @TheSecondCity @PotentialBFs @BenFranklinShow

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I'd definitely watch a movie based on the Nintendo game Dig Dug
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Occasionally I get the sensation I'm sitting on an octagonal bench, but it's just a gazebo effect
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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RT @ThrillistCHI: Why is this man so happy? http://t.co/bGXAgknJLP http://t.co/g2kJqk2HRk
RT @ThrillistCHI: Why is this man so happy? http://t.co/bGXAgknJLP http://t.co/g2kJqk2HRk
Updated 24 day(s) ago
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The only thing worse than having your sex tape leaked is if it's a sex Vine. #ISwearItUsuallyLastsLonger
Updated posted April 7, 2013, 9:22 am
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Give pugs, not drugs
Updated posted April 6, 2013, 6:15 pm
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@elisamarkus That's the wild card round
Updated posted April 6, 2013, 3:12 pm
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I'm hosting a new game show: Dog Toy or Sex Toy?
Updated posted April 6, 2013, 2:42 pm
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RT @tjhcomedy: Rehearsal is in the books, rewrites are happening, and we're less than 48 hours from showtime.
Updated posted March 14, 2013, 11:11 pm
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It's more fun to pretend the crazy guy talking to himself on the train is rehearsing monologues for an audition.
Updated posted March 11, 2013, 9:23 am
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When you see two people arguing in public, I want to be the guy who runs in and yells "Mortal Kombat!" #NeedToSeeAnUppercut
Updated posted February 16, 2013, 7:55 am
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I can't think of anything funny to write in this email chain #FirstWorldProblems
Updated posted February 5, 2013, 8:25 pm
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"Snow White And The Huntsmen," "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters," "Little Miss Muffet: Fatass Arachnophobe" #GrittyFables
Updated posted January 29, 2013, 7:50 am
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The more useful book would be "What to Expect When You're NOT Expecting" #Surprises
Updated posted January 28, 2013, 8:20 am
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I'm the humblest of all time #HOAT
Updated posted January 10, 2013, 8:10 am
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Considering writing a Guns N' Roses parody called "Welcome to the PUN-gle (We've got Pun and Games)." Still considering...
Updated posted January 8, 2013, 8:15 am
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@ChgoSketchfest I'm warming up my mustache for you. Thorpedo, 6pm in The Pro #ChiSketchfest
Updated posted January 6, 2013, 2:21 pm

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