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Twitter Name: @SethMacFarlane
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Location: Los Angeles
Description: The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Website: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Seth-MacFarlane/14105972607?ref=ts
Location: Los Angeles
Description: The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Seth_MacFarlane
@ActuallyNPH killed it today in A Million Ways To Die In The West -- the man is brilliant.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
RT @MoDragonfly: This makes me giggle every time I see it. :) Family Guy Brian and the neighbors dog: http://t.co/XWSrgAAwsS via @youtube @…
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Late #FF - @AmandaSeyfried -- bringing extra stools to the saloon http://t.co/okbbWzRvut
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Someone's gonna go through these tweets later and edit them, right?
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @AmandaSeyfried: Welcome, everyone, to the Wild West. There's a million ways to die, just ask @SethMacFarlane http://t.co/8kBVSJJ6ug
Updated 12 day(s) ago
On nights when I'm feeling freaky, I hire a tough chick to come to my house and write mean reviews about me.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
RT @juliussharpe: If I was homeless, I would roam the halls of the Four Seasons eating off discarded room service carts. I might do it anyw…
Updated 15 day(s) ago
RT @juliussharpe: "Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news?" "Neither. It's annoying me you're so proud of yourself for havi…
Updated 15 day(s) ago
RT @juliussharpe: Everyone who's said, "You haven't seen the last of me!" after being kicked off a reality show has never been seen again.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
In case you hear a cell phone in the background of A Million Ways To Die In The West, some historians say they had those back then.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
"It's time for a leader who can't pee her name in snow." -- provisional Hillary '16 slogan
Updated 16 day(s) ago
At car wreck: "Let's exchange insurance information." "Okay, mine are total dicks." "Mine too."
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Waiter: “And have you eaten here before?” Me: “No, but I’ve eaten at a restaurant before. I think I’ll figure it out.”
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Happy Press Freedom Day! Nice work, you guys-- keep doing Woodward and Bernstein proud by chronicling Jessica Simpson's ass.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
If for no other reason than to mess with some heads, Will and Jada Smith should adopt a poor white baby.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
RT @DamienFahey: "Let's hang out non-stop until one of us finds a penis or vagina." - Friendship
Updated 19 day(s) ago
“You know how supermarkets have a huge selection of all your favorite brands? That’s terrible, right?” --Trader Joe’s
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Good for Jason Collins. Now if only a showbiz person were to come out as gay, we’d really be in business.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
RT @mygiveup: If you keep making the national anthem your own, I'm gonna put my hat back on.
Updated 21 day(s) ago
RT @TheOnion: 'Fuck You,' Obama Says In Hilarious Correspondents' Dinner Speech | 'No, Really, Fuck Every One Of You'
http://t.co/0Vtjvz7fhH
Updated 22 day(s) ago
???????????? I can't imagine these emoticons get much use. Not a lot of high-level execs texting "OMG how effing sick was this fiscal quarter!!"
Updated 23 day(s) ago
"It's slobberin' time!" -- The Thing in a nursing home
Updated 23 day(s) ago
Finally got around to reading Stephen King's 11/22/63-- a truly compelling, beautiful story. Highly recommend it.
Updated 23 day(s) ago
RT @GaryJanetti: If I had a daughter I would either want her to be a doctor or get drunk on MTV and fuck random guys.
Updated 24 day(s) ago
RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Incoming North Korean Missile Intercepted By Deion Sanders http://t.co/vYsKk9UQLZ
Updated 26 day(s) ago
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