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Twitter Name: @lemmythegopher
guess i'll get on FACEBOOK and say HAPPY FATHERS DAY to my dead dad even though he NEVER "likes" any of my post.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
what? NSA knows what i searched for on GOOGLE? I mean, what gay twink site my roommate searched for? yeah, that's the ticket...
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Lemmy The Gopher's Shitty Podcast episode 1 is up. Enjoy... or don't http://t.co/8BPYkJ6eRc
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I don't wear glasses, cause i can take a punch.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
I gotta stop sleeping ass up.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
I bet if my name was butch I could get some shit done.
Updated 21 day(s) ago
Boy Scouts to allow Gays? Finally! Can't wait to buy Boy Scout Cookies! You're going down Girl Scouts!
Updated 24 day(s) ago
tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet TWAT!
Updated posted May 14, 2013, 5:34 am
I guess what he's trying to say is, if you cheat you'll never be able to dance again because your guilty feet will have no rhythm.
Updated posted May 10, 2013, 7:32 am
Mac Daddy's death is more than whack! It's wig-a-dee wig-a-dee wig-a-dee Whack!
Updated posted May 2, 2013, 7:03 am
every time i think I'm a bad ass i remember Martha Stewart was in prison and i wasn't! She's more gangsta than me.
Updated posted April 28, 2013, 5:34 am
im all about a good coffee enema but dark roast? french roast? ass-presso? i can't decide.
Updated posted April 26, 2013, 6:58 am
today i learned that even as a compliment it is NOT a good idea to tell a chick she looks like SUPER FLY JIMMY SNUKA.
Updated posted April 25, 2013, 12:06 pm
A whole library about BUSH? Now that sounds hot!
Updated posted April 25, 2013, 6:32 am
"so fat" my parody of a SHITTY kid rock song http://t.co/ko6ne1stO3
Updated posted April 24, 2013, 12:33 pm
Tasty... Tasty nuts.
Updated posted April 24, 2013, 6:57 am
At first I thought that hot nerdy chick blinded me with science... It turned out to be pepper spray.
Updated posted April 19, 2013, 12:35 pm
I always giggle when I see a lot of white people on the cracker isle at the grocery store.
Updated posted April 18, 2013, 12:43 pm
lindsay lohan's ass? decide for yourself! http://t.co/48atMmQ4Xp
Updated posted April 17, 2013, 10:31 am
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