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Twitter Name: @SheaWhite
Website: http://SheaWhite.com
Location: Amarillo, TX
Description: Writer, Thinker, Certified Dog Trainer and Behavior Analyst, FMRT (Fecal Matter Removal Technician)
Website: http://SheaWhite.com
Location: Amarillo, TX
Description: Writer, Thinker, Certified Dog Trainer and Behavior Analyst, FMRT (Fecal Matter Removal Technician)
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Shea_White
Who helped you today? "She had a hat and glasses; was wearing camo, I think her hair is red; looked like a lesbian." http://t.co/Z1uEWr83we
Updated posted May 10, 2013, 7:33 am
@StanhopesCDP @DougStanhope Solo pick in the hizzouse, BITCHES!
Updated posted April 12, 2013, 11:59 am
When nut-wings scream "Yer knot takin' mah guns!" I want to ask if they're a felon, a wife beater, a serial killer, or mentally incompetent.
Updated posted April 3, 2013, 10:32 am
A friend asked what I was up to, and I told her I was taking an aggression seminar. She said, "For you or for the dogs?" Yes.
Updated posted March 26, 2013, 8:57 am
Status from my ex: "Love is like a fart. If you have to push it, it's probably shit." Which is a reasonable summation of our relationship.
Updated posted March 26, 2013, 5:50 am
If you're going to call yourself an advocate for pit bulls, you might want to make sure you can spell it first.
Updated posted March 15, 2013, 10:01 am
AC and my Humane Society are receiving public death threats over insane allegations. An "anonymous" blogger's defense http://t.co/zHWfEeP6wZ
Updated posted March 15, 2013, 9:53 am
@IconycPromo Even the dogs are grossed out by me at this point. I'm pretty sure they thought that was pudding.
Updated posted March 9, 2013, 3:41 pm
I've had the plague for a week straight now. Snot bubbles coming out your eye socket just isn't a thing you ever get used to.
Updated posted March 9, 2013, 3:36 pm
Some love from my Humane Society... and a Boxer. https://t.co/BJ0escW6DD
Updated posted February 21, 2013, 7:27 am
My entire neighborhood seems to be either gay or Mexican - or both. It's great, except now I'm the one with the shittiest lawn.
Updated posted February 21, 2013, 7:25 am
RT @TheOnion: Horribly Depressed Zookeeper Has Always Had Special Connection With Animals http://t.co/5N3INahE
Updated posted February 7, 2013, 9:02 am
I just tried to remove the clog in my tub with a coat-hanger. It's a good thing my hair clumps are pro-choice.
Updated posted February 7, 2013, 8:57 am
Telling my dog my ONE good pair of socks is NOT for him to eat. He disagrees."But they're Downey fresh, MOM!" Guess it's slobber sock day.
Updated posted January 11, 2013, 8:57 am
If you'd like to know more about my training, the info's on my new website: http://t.co/uWXJq3aQ
Updated posted January 8, 2013, 9:41 pm
I just updated my Weebly website. http://t.co/fLAk9Qdb via @weebly
Updated posted January 8, 2013, 9:30 pm
Dude said, " I guess telling you to look up Cesar Milan would be like telling Keith Richards to check out Nickelback." I'm still smiling. :)
Updated posted January 8, 2013, 6:27 pm
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