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Twitter Name: @VagTalk
Website: http://favstar.fm/users/VagTalk
Location: Colorado
Description: It's our own dang fault for tasting so good.

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I think I'm getting a cold sore. My life is over, again!
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I hate celebrating my birthday, and don't you ever forget it.
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Guuuurrrrllll I wanna join your professional network.
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Designers I'm sending in your models. *gentle breeze blows through work room*
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Husband's not home. Time to watch everything he likes that I pretend to hate.
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Marry her? I hardly know she's pregnant.
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Gratuitous PDF
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Gratuitous displays of PDF.
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What can't a cartoonist draw? A paycheck. #NotAJoke
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Having trouble drawing a paycheck. #CartoonistJoke
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What can I do with these boneless chicken breasts that isn't cooking?
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I miss the 80's when high carb diets worked.
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@marcmaron @MaronIFC Do you watch your own show when it airs? I would probably need a xanax to do that.
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My other car is your car motherfucker, get the fuck out of the seat!
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@MarcusTheToken but that's exactly what they needed to hear and you inadvertently helped them out.
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No one could drink a baby under the table.
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@BecomingWeather And even the winner would cry.
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@mariannedissard @NekoCase How about a Friday's late night snack? I have some leftover witty retort.
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@Basic_Chunnel Which town? Denver? Have fun!
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Victims of identity theft should be flattered.
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What is Reddit and can I ignore it until it goes away?
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Nothing new under the sun, except for my hot dog powered leaf blower.
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@AlbertBrooks That's impolite.
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@_Nina_V Oui.
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@mattcozart Seems like that could be anyone from New York. Also interesting date talk!
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