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Twitter Name: @spencerking
Website: http://www.spencerkingcomedian.com
Location: ÜT: 40.325452,-111.709605
Description: Comedian, Cat Enthusiast, Anti-Penguin Enthusiast, Self Deprecator
Website: http://www.spencerkingcomedian.com
Location: ÜT: 40.325452,-111.709605
Description: Comedian, Cat Enthusiast, Anti-Penguin Enthusiast, Self Deprecator
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Spencer_King
Me and rocks http://t.co/twPtWqHy
Updated 6 hours ago
The eclipse. You can see the shape of the eclipse in the lens flare http://t.co/geqEnv9v
Updated 6 hours ago
My cat just offered me some black tar heroin. That explains SO much.
Updated 22 hours ago
About to go blind watching this eclipse. At least now I can get a dog.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
RT @momostones: I saw a drunk guy in board shorts and visor get kicked by a horse today, this proves prayers definantly get answered people.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
@NikkiGlaser I think it's time you finally just gave in and started following me already.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I didn't end up dying in my sleep last night in case you are still wondering.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
RT @jeff_hofmann: Nothing more intense than penalty kicks in a championship soccer match.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
@sethmeyers21 And THATS why soccer is the most popular sport in the world. #uefa
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Is that David Luiz or Sideshow Bob? #uefa
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I might die in my sleep tonight so here's one last pic just in case. Orchard Creek Village http://t.co/zWgzj9ca
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I think I might have an aneurysm. Bad headache started last night. Hurt all day today. Still hurts. Hopefully not my last tweet.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Is it weird that when I heard the words ,"Smog alert!" I immediately thought, "Holy shit, a dragon?!" #thehobbit
Updated 2 day(s) ago
@NikkiGlaser Especially when you're trying to steal one of those old timey striped full body ones. I need to start wearing a speedo.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Marie Osmond is opening a golf course called The Im-A-Little-Bit Country Club. #wakkawakka
Updated 2 day(s) ago
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