2NITE! My guest is @PaulMcCartney from The Beatles, Wings, and--fingers crossed--The Stevie & Paul Xperience! @ColbertReport, 11:30 pm
Updated 7 day(s) ago
A lightsaber cane? I don't want to nitpick, but technically if Chewbacca needs help walking, he should use bowcaster crutches.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Learn something new every day. Like, did you know Glenn Frey did not invent the frying pan? And he also didn't invent the Glenning pan.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
The book THE CENTER HOLDS is abt Obama's fight 2 win reelection. I haven't read it yet, so don't tell me how it ends. http://t.co/hKiutVsiN5
Updated 13 day(s) ago
2NITE!: "I don't like newspapers. That's why I don't subscribe 2 any. If I have 2 kill a spider, I use a rolled-up iPad." @ColbertReport
Updated 13 day(s) ago
B4 my 6/6 interview w/Stephen King, John Mellencamp & T-Bone Burnett, watch EXCLUSIVE video of Mellencamp's "Truth"! http://t.co/Uxwp6ar8L6
Updated 14 day(s) ago
2NITE!: "Google Glass is banning porn! Now the only way you can see porn on Google is by typing "porn" into Google." @ColbertReport, 11:30pm
Updated 15 day(s) ago
2NITE!: I Better Know Wisconsin's 2nd Dist. For instance, did U know it's about 2 B profiled by Stephen Colbert? @ColbertReport, 11:30pm
Updated 16 day(s) ago
I found out about the IRS's shameful behavior on the catamaran that's my home office.
Updated posted May 13, 2013, 8:38 pm
New UN report says edible insects could solve world hunger. May already be working--my appetite just vanished.
Updated posted May 13, 2013, 5:09 pm
#cOlbertsBookClub 2nite! We'll be talking about THE GREAT GATSBY in detail: p.30, p.71, p.143--nothing's off limits! @ColbertReport, 11:30pm
Updated posted May 9, 2013, 4:21 pm
2NITE! "Congress spent last week debating whether they're 'deadlocked' or 'gridlocked' until they finally reached a stalemate." TCR, 11:30pm
Updated posted May 8, 2013, 6:03 pm
If I had my druthers, I'd have someone explain to me what 'druthers' are.
Updated posted May 8, 2013, 8:12 am
Can't believe former Poet Laureate @RobertPinsky asked me to prom. I totally thought he was going with Maya Angelou.
Updated posted May 7, 2013, 8:55 pm
Another epic Prom-Posal coming at you: Stacy, will you go to prom with Rick? (Odds are that applies to someone.)
Updated posted May 7, 2013, 8:50 pm
Watching that footage of the burning car in Benghazi makes me nostalgic for my old Gremlin.
Updated posted May 7, 2013, 8:37 pm
Only 3 more days till we find out: THE GREAT GATSBY...or THE GREATEST GATSBY? #cOlbertsBookClub
Updated posted May 6, 2013, 8:59 pm
Of course Jesus was a hipster. Those 40 days he spent wandering the desert? He was trying to find Burning Man!
Updated posted May 6, 2013, 8:50 pm
2NITE!: My guest Robert Caro has written 4 books about LBJ. Now we'll finally find out what the "B" stands for! @ColbertReport, 11:30pm
Updated posted May 6, 2013, 7:04 pm
Lowcountry Nation in SC's 1st District: Go Vote Tomorrow! Whoever the winner is, I wish her luck. #SisterPower
Updated posted May 6, 2013, 6:33 pm
cOlbert's Book Club ALERT! Only 1 week left to finish THE GREAT GATSBY! If you love stories about directions & eggs, you're in luck!
Updated posted May 2, 2013, 8:30 pm
2NITE! My guest is Sir Ben Kingsley. I'll ask him why he's the only British actor not in the Harry Potter movies. @ColbertReport, 11:30 pm
Updated posted May 2, 2013, 5:37 pm
An elementary school in New York City is going 100% vegetarian. The kids are going to go wild for Taco Shell Tuesdays.
Updated posted May 2, 2013, 10:12 am
Fans of freak shows and funnel cakes: check out ZIPPER: CONEY ISLAND'S LAST WILD RIDE, Sat. May 4th http://t.co/yixIWzNzU3 #zipperride
Updated posted May 1, 2013, 7:04 pm
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