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Twitter Name: @nottjmiller
Website: http://www.tjmillerdoesnothaveawebsite.com
Location: Hollywood
Description: Comedian. No Real Reason The Extended Play E.P. Mediocre Movies Great Cancelled TV Shows.
Website: http://www.tjmillerdoesnothaveawebsite.com
Location: Hollywood
Description: Comedian. No Real Reason The Extended Play E.P. Mediocre Movies Great Cancelled TV Shows.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/TJ_Miller
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Updated 7 day(s) ago
@Christopherr89 I'm not. He is hilarious though-- I'm the other guy from that one sequel? Right Dog? Dicklicker Penbrooks, or something?
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Anyway, stay away from that shit. If you think a full entree or mcdonalds combo meal is swaying between 2 torsos, it's probably an ass.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
I mean some of these butts today on the beach, the beached whale volleyball. Looked like food. Butts looked like chicken fingers.Protruding.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Yo @MyNameisRazzle2 damn man I seen some butts today that look like FOOD. You dig? I'm serious. I saw some butts that looked like food!
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Me at any pho place:
"Yo. Ya'll sell noodle doodles damn that ain't a thang, course you do I'll take whatever. What's your favorite?"
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Anyway. STAY OUTTA MY GARBAGE DIANNE! I MEAN I AM SERIOUS DIANNE! QUIT ROOTIN AROUND IN THERE! There's nothin for ya there scat! Git! Go!
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Baloney is only used in serious situations from now on. Because it is gross. And if they were turkey-- it would have gone over better. Why?
Updated 7 day(s) ago
I'll say this-- it's the saddest attempt at thanking fans and people who are confused about my name. And I won't so it again. No baloney.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
You think it doesn't matter-- there's so many, who cares if I eat one. But then all of you think that and I'm fucjed. 60,000. Solo. Dolo.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
It just... really, I mean REALLY hurts my feelings when I prepare this many appreciation sandwiches!? I mean how small can a man feel?!
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Ya understand? I'm upset. I made nearly 60,000 sandwiches. Baloney. Mostly. 200 egg salad but this is Hollywood! We welcome all!
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Spent about 2,500 dollars at the city baloney dump. Getting rid of "gifts"-- how are they a gift if no one ever receives? Just wasted hope.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
But I wasted a bunch of baloney trying to make you all appreciative sandwiches (I coined a term!) and none of you can appreciate even one.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Between you and me I meant to tweet all this yesterday. Might be rotten baloney out back. In the alley. Just sayin'. I'm ah gonna eat it.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
So I tried and failed with the baloney sandwiches. If you want them they'll be in a trash bag outside the hotel alley. It's suffocating.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
So that's a bad gift. I... It's just hard to get a gift for the collective 100K+ that have everything. Literally. Among them. Everything.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Even if any of you came for baloney sandwiches, there is simply no room. It's like "ROOM SERVICE" a Karl Marx Bros film, baloney everywhere!
Updated 7 day(s) ago
These baloney sandwich smell terrible. Made em in my hotel room in Louisiana. Can hardly move in the room. Smells like baloney Vietnam.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
I really like you guys for ingesting my nonsense. Or at least regurgitating it. I love you. I made baloney sandwiches for everyone. 100k+
Updated 7 day(s) ago
@kelseyjo09
I answer a lot of questions over DM, if ya follow me. Kelsey vouch? Screenshot grl. Get w it. Lets party. Show '3m how we do...
Updated 7 day(s) ago
“@ccstandup: "I have a prescription for marijuana in Los Angeles. It's for anxiety - anxiety for getting arrested for marijuana"
#realjuice
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Season 2 finale of The @Gorburger Show with @jackblack42 @jesseEODM @EODMofficial Things Get Real Weird!!! http://t.co/V6bJcGwG6R
Updated 8 day(s) ago
.@middleditch & me during fire alarm:
Suck yer dick so hard you'll pull sheets outta yer asshole cuz after I BJ I push sheets up yer ass!
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I keep forgetting how oblong my face is, but commercials 4 @goodwingames remind me. Tune in MAY 20th for 7 hot of the presses to be dumped!
Updated 8 day(s) ago
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