Thomas Attila Lewis

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Twitter Name: @tomdog
Website: http://tomdog.com
Location: Berkshires, MA
Description: Comedian, caustic, surreal. I write about TV/comedy/arts as @TheTVJunkie, founder of @NeedleMine marketing corp, I also love cycling

A rural New England-based comedian originally from San Francisco. I went from stuffing my face with sourdough while walking the sands with the crustaceans to stacking firewood and dodging black bears. Somehow I've been entrusted with the lives of two children and we’re all still alive. I only say "fuck" when I have to which seems to be all the time.Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Thomas_Attila_Lewis

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@DarinCredible @juliekcomedy I use it as a weather sealer

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I don't know what the fuck is up with me and tomato paste, lately.

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@juliekcomedy shake that Laffy Taffy

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You went to a Slayer concert �@Leonashanana: sore neck, sore head, tired, nauseous... wtf is wrong with me today??? /whining�

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@busblog I wrote about that a couple years ago, but then again, I'm not in LA so I can ask that question in print

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@afoodieslife Walk/jog? Just call it "the Corky Shuffle"

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@KevinCrossman Tricky Perez

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And @BillBurr's corrupt NBA refs theory is rekindled

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the Spurs lost that game about 4 times

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I wanna know what brand of gum Ray Allen chews because that stuff takes some damage

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RT @dcworthington: Solar phone chargers free in New York http://t.co/jzsBMLLfxY

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RT @KagroX: That gun found in a FL movie theater by a 9yo boy? Belonged to a #ResponsbileGunOwner. A cop, in fact. #GunFAIL http://t.co/WYN �

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RT @matthewhancock: Gun nuts yelling "shame on you" as Reverend prays for an end to gun violence. Unbelievable. https://t.co/e85ycVfvxd

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Here for our Josh Billings meeting ( Arcadian Shop) http://t.co/xtyeKDATP7

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@PittsfieldSuns good luck fellas!

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RT @kylekinane: Psst. Hey, Toronto...http://t.co/W28shzRlTs

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RT @JimGaffigan: RT @TheDailyShow Tonight: @JimGaffigan joins John Oliver at the desk. His new book is "Dad Is Fat." 11/10c. #DailyShow

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I'm not prepared to make that call �@davecoelho: @tomdog They're close, right?�

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Yes, and? �@juliekcomedy: @tomdog "subjected?" You make my moves sound like they'd victimize you�

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@juliekcomedy you haven't subjected me to your moves yet

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@busblog @davecoelho @KPCCrob this is a Rollie Fingers signature http://t.co/TZ6yHj4eDz

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Face down! Ass up! That's the way we visit the proctologist

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@jessrryan how _you_ doin'?

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You can't win both in a doubleheader because your jaw gets tired from all the gum/sunflower seeds #HowSweepItIs @RedSox

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You can't win both in a doubleheader because your jaw gets tired from all the gum/sunflower seeds #HowSweepItIs

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