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Twitter Name: @thomaslennon
Website: http://www.funnyordie.com/thomas_lennon
Location: Behind a Disused Railway Line
Description: Lt. Dangle, Member of The State. Old Fashioned Guy.
Website: http://www.funnyordie.com/thomas_lennon
Location: Behind a Disused Railway Line
Description: Lt. Dangle, Member of The State. Old Fashioned Guy.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Thomas_Lennon
Arrived early at Dreamworks, so you get a Vine about their fountains. https://t.co/S62qEUVE5Y
Updated 6 day(s) ago
California has a $4 billion surplus. Am I the only one who thinks we should fill this state with 4 feet of foam and party our dicks off?
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Sleep tight. Scattering grains of rice will keep both vampires AND ME from getting to you while you sleep, our OCD makes us count them!
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Trailer for @theseanhayes' new show, featuring me as his nemesis. Thursdays on NBC this fall: http://t.co/qqfE4S5g0l
Updated 7 day(s) ago
“@theseanhayes: For updates on my new show, check out the official Twitter Page - @SeanSavesWorld. @tmilliner1”
Updated 7 day(s) ago
RT @JayFrosting: @thomaslennon Do these directions for the God's Crazy Monsters Museum look right? http://t.co/pA02hw9OBi
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Not sure why my link to the Hell Baby poster vanished, but it did. Hmm. Otra vez: http://t.co/3x24RwH2DU
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Me and @CraigyFerg settle which one of us is the sexiest wombat on tonight's Late Late Show. #amplewarning
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Early today, in an insane irony möbius, the billboard that usually says "Watch the Road" was blank.… http://t.co/8cxh5FbRBE
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @theseanhayes: Thanks, everyone for the well-wishes on the pick up of my new show for NBC - "Sean Saves The World". We are thrilled and…
Updated 11 day(s) ago
At Swingers Santa Monica. 2 young ladies near me seem to be coming down from a night of drugs. I shall now speak gibberish to them. #fun
Updated 11 day(s) ago
RT @nellson13: Hey @thomaslennon, I found this photo of your soul and essence stolen by an old magazine. Check it! http://t.co/rokBUwza2q
Updated 11 day(s) ago
RT @finaldraftinc: Want to have a few drinks, watch RENO 911!: MIAMI and hang w/ @thomaslennon & Robert Ben Garant? Cool, see you there…
Updated 12 day(s) ago
I hope that the end of Downton Abbey is an episode where the members of Pink Floyd are born.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
I'm already putting a team together to bust Lauryn HIll out of jail. Or out of house arrest, which might be easier.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
We joke around a lot. But 80% of Californians don't know what to do during a bootyquake.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
This was the official logo on The State season 2 T-shirts. http://t.co/q8Q70VeqCl
Updated 13 day(s) ago
If anybody wants a Donkey from Shrek keychain, tell me right fucking now. Not a drill. http://t.co/QycnQTUZEs
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Found a bunch of stuff from The State, including hand-written Monkey Torture sketch, on the right. http://t.co/96Fl5ra2fO
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Use a pedestrian crosswalk in LA and drivers of cars will look at you like they want to kill you with every molecule in their body.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
My excitement about the new Thai Street food place is fading. http://t.co/SGilTOU030
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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