Todd Barry

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Twitter Name: @toddbarry
Website: http://www.toddbarry.com
Location: New York City
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A stand-up comedian who has performed on a variety of TV shows, including “Late Show with David Letterman,” “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” and “Late Night with Conan O’Brien.” He’s performed live at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe (2004), Brighton Comedy Festival (2003) and the Chicago Comedy Festival (1999), among others.Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Todd_Barry
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You know that thing "Bartender's Choice" where bartender chooses drink? I just did that at a newsstand with Breathsavers.
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You know that thing "Bartender's Choice" where bartender chooses drink? I just did that at a newsstand with Breathsavers.
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They're starting to use extras in those MSNBC promos.
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@polksalad Ha. I forgot about that. Thanks!
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#NotBeingRudeBut Thanks so much for picking me up at the airport. You really didn't have to. I appreciate it.
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I will now participate in the trending topic #NotBeingRudeBut
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I didn't know we were cousins! RT @BobbySparx: @toddbarry stop tryin to be me cuz you ain't.
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@kellyoxford Maybe they want you to eat Red Vines.
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I have lots of followers, but I deserve more. I'm the best on Twitter. #truth #realtalk #truthagain #realtalkagain
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@birbigs You're at @sohotheatre now. I'm there June 4-9. Please plug my shows from the stage. http://t.co/5s78eQo8
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@cyrusjcooper EXACTLY !
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Comic in New Orleans told me he saw Harrison Ford eating Thai food alone. I eat Thai food alone. I am also Indiana Jones.
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@LeonBlanda Thanks!
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@CincoHawk yes
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Sat in coach on New Orleans flight but helped woman in first class get her bag. The true definition of "first class." YEAH!
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RT @TNM_Nola: The @toddbarry shows tonight are mostly sold out but we can squeeze some lucky folks in so our suggestion: get over here.
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Overheard guy ask another guy "so did you make a conscious effort to not tweet on your honeymoon?"
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#Typeyournamebackwards Okay, here goes: W-A-N-G-C-H-U-N-G...wow! That's crazy!
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I will now participate in the trending topic #Typeyournamebackwards
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I just gave a master class in how to react to getting charged for a Bloody Mary when you ordered an iced tea in New Orleans.
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If person next to me on plane says "Hi," I say "Whoa whoa whoa, I ain't a talker." Then I say "whoa whoa whoa" 10 more times.
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TONIGHT! #NewOrleans Early show sold out. < 30 tickets left for late show. @TNM_Nola. - http://t.co/HV5KseEa
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View from my Austin hotel room. http://t.co/zsi8E1cd
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Killing time backstage in Austin by comparing Johnson's baby shampoo to store brand. http://t.co/ekKyZ6Dy
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@AndyKindler Maybe you can make another "rider" joke about this! http://t.co/8JjgOAxi
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