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Twitter Name: @TomPlute
Website: http://wefollow.com/TomPlute
Location: Columbus, OH
Description: Part time funny man, full time ne'er-do-well. One time in 1996 I won a trophy for funniest kid on my little league team.It's the only sports award I've ever won
Website: http://wefollow.com/TomPlute
Location: Columbus, OH
Description: Part time funny man, full time ne'er-do-well. One time in 1996 I won a trophy for funniest kid on my little league team.It's the only sports award I've ever won
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Tom_Plute
@glenna_opt you gotta go down to the courthouse and file the proper paperwork. Also throw away half your stuff :(
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RT @KeithBBergman: I think @TomPlute is the first comic I'm Twitter buds with before doing a show with. If I unfollow him tmrw you'll know …
Updated 9 day(s) ago
This might be the stupidest thing on the internet and I can't stop laughing. http://t.co/IIW9JYWnGr
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@chuchugoogoo I like that your twitter feed is slowly turning into nothing but cat Vines.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Sorry guys! My mom caught wind of the kegger and it had to be canceled. Also I'm grounded :( http://t.co/4mrR28hSuA
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Huge kegger at my house tomorrow night bros! No shirt No shoes NO PROBLEM! ALSO this bro will be broing out all night http://t.co/2TKDzOQJRt
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@EricToth @EddieAlphaV @ResidentStevel You can always stay up to date by visiting http://t.co/tAPx0sUsen ! #IOnlyThinkOfItTheDayItHappens
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Tonight! Me, @KeithBBergman and Spencer James dazzle the masses in BG at @One49North ! Come out. 9pm
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Accidentally sent a picture of my butt to HR instead of my timesheet and.... GOT A RAISE!! #WorkDatMagic #InAWorldLikeThis
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Do you think anyone will notice I've been drinking wine? http://t.co/2kKMW3ukUP
Updated 11 day(s) ago
You know you're getting fat when you have to adjust your watch strap down one notch. #WristsAreGettingChubby
Updated 13 day(s) ago
.@pizzahut How much Pizza Hut pizza does one have to eat in a lifetime before Pizza Hut will cater your funeral for free? #NeedToKnowASAP
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.@call_me_kp you look at skylines with your pants around your ankles and crying?
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Today a guy on the street was yelling "Jesus saved me!" & I was like "Great your gardener saved your life now shutup about it" #GoingToHell
Updated 16 day(s) ago
@donni Steal one of @CarterBlackburn 's tweets. Oh wait, none of them are funny, original, or not about his gardener Jesus whom he worships.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
My job notifications are getting more depressing. I'm starting to think you're not taking me serious Jobserious. http://t.co/2yHZBz6Kk9
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Nothing like a nice 30 min wait at the Post Office to really calm your nerves and take the edge off a hectic Monday :)
Updated 17 day(s) ago
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