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Twitter Name: @TheTonyClifton
Website: http://www.tonyclifton.net
Location: Los Angeles
Description: I am an International singing sensation. I've sold more albums than Elvis and the Beatles COMBINED. You people know who the fuck I am!
Website: http://www.tonyclifton.net
Location: Los Angeles
Description: I am an International singing sensation. I've sold more albums than Elvis and the Beatles COMBINED. You people know who the fuck I am!
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Tony_Clifton
If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting?
Updated 5 day(s) ago
What's the best thing about banging a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
RT @alabamamusicbox: ANNOUNCEMENT: Look who's coming back May 30th... #tonyclifton @AndrewWK http://t.co/CJnvlb18xl
Updated 9 day(s) ago
What does a virgin and a balloon have in common? All it takes is one prick and it's over.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
What's better than a cold bud? A warm bush.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
How can you tell which is the head nurse? The one with the dirty knees.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
The hangover is the best part about drinking, because it encourages me to drink more to get rid of it.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
I can't afford the time to wait. I got money to buy pussy now!
Updated 15 day(s) ago
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
What do rednecks do for Halloween?
Pump Kin.
Updated 25 day(s) ago
I need a handjob.
Updated 30 day(s) ago
What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
Updated 30 day(s) ago
How do you stop your next door neighbor's children from jumping your fence?
Molest them.
Updated posted April 17, 2013, 3:49 pm
What's red and follows behind a train?
A mis-carriage
Updated posted April 16, 2013, 6:52 pm
Anyone have a match? I need to burn something.
Updated posted April 16, 2013, 1:09 pm
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!!!
Updated posted April 15, 2013, 5:43 pm
Do you know the difference between a burrito and a blowjob? No?! Well then, would you like to have dinner with me later?
Updated posted April 15, 2013, 2:29 pm
Exotic is wearing a French tickler, psychotic is wearing French toast.
Updated posted April 14, 2013, 2:16 pm
What do you call a soap opera starring testicles?
"Genital Hospital."
Updated posted April 12, 2013, 9:00 pm
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch.
Updated posted April 12, 2013, 1:38 pm
What's the best thing about a blow job?
Five minutes of peace and quiet.
Updated posted April 6, 2013, 7:03 pm
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!
Updated posted April 6, 2013, 1:39 pm
Why is the space between a girl's tits and hips called a waist?
Because you could fit another pair of tits in there.
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 5:43 pm
How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
The best ones squirt when you eat them.
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 12:53 pm
You call them swear words, I call them sentence enhancers. Fuck you.
Updated posted April 4, 2013, 5:54 pm
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