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Twitter Name: @TonyCowards
Website: http://www.tonycowards.co.uk/
Location: England
Description: The Pun-osaurus, 'The best joke writer around' - GQ Magazine. Comedian, gagsmith (for hire) and Ipswich Town fan. Living in Wiltshire. Scared of buttons.
Website: http://www.tonycowards.co.uk/
Location: England
Description: The Pun-osaurus, 'The best joke writer around' - GQ Magazine. Comedian, gagsmith (for hire) and Ipswich Town fan. Living in Wiltshire. Scared of buttons.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Tony_Cowards
@danny_robins Aren't appalling records what Eurovision is all about?
Updated 7 hours ago
I agree with Jessie J, "it's not about the money", which is why I always illegally download her songs.
Updated 10 hours ago
@justinmoorhouse Excellent. Our neighbour's wifi network is called "SKYBallsack".
Updated 11 hours ago
@BrierleyRichard Well there were plenty of "colleagues" and people I know, not sure if I go as far as to say "friends". ;)
Updated 11 hours ago
@BrierleyRichard Bad luck, really must try to get to Bloomfield Road next season. Hope all is good with you :)
Updated 12 hours ago
@theJeremyVine @BBCRadio2 I’ve had it up to *here* with rollercoasters that only let you ride them if you are taller than this sign.
Updated 15 hours ago
To celebrate National Vegetarian Week all my jokes this week will be extremely Quorny.
Updated 16 hours ago
I love the Olympics, in fact I've always carried a torch for them.
Updated 16 hours ago
Have made a film about a man who breaks his leg, it’s got a fantastic cast.
Updated 16 hours ago
Brilliant news, I've just got a book deal,
3-for-2 at Waterstones.
Updated 17 hours ago
In Australia they raise money by having a Comedy Galah. #comedygala
Updated 1 day(s) ago
In Australia they raise money by having a Comedy Galah. #C4comedygala
Updated 1 day(s) ago
“I’ve just been to a party held by the villain from 'Avengers Assemble'”, “Loki?”, “Yes, it was a bit quiet”.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I can recite Pi to 100 places, unfortunately no-one wants to listen to me in those places.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
So Di Matteo won the only two trophies Chelsea could realistically win when he took over and he's not guaranteed the job full-time?
Updated 2 day(s) ago
So Robben has lost two Champions League and one World Cup final in the last two years, that's got to hurt.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Haha Drogba! Well done Chelsea.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
If Chelsea lose this, English clubs have lost in 7 of the last 8 Champions League finals. Bottlers.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Whoever invented bunting wants stringing up.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
@omid9 That's only four players! Let me know if you need a left winger/left back. ;)
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Say what you like about the Queen's judgement but she's always on the money.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
@jessicafostekew He'll be one of the Somerset Acting-Jobs, they're quite a well known family in Shepton Mallet.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
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