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Twitter Name: @ZachBartz
Website: http://www.zachbartz.com
Location: Chicago
Description: Producer for @YesIAmShowBiz 's weekly stand-up showcase, Laugh and a Half / Stand-Up Comic / Improviser (Titanic-Columbia, See Alice, Brad's Pit) / Student.
Website: http://www.zachbartz.com
Location: Chicago
Description: Producer for @YesIAmShowBiz 's weekly stand-up showcase, Laugh and a Half / Stand-Up Comic / Improviser (Titanic-Columbia, See Alice, Brad's Pit) / Student.
Huge difference between PTSD and PSTD.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
The Flintstones are the most important vitamin character ever created
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Watching Bulls game. Didn't know they could show such graphic sex on TNT.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
@Fin_Diesel and I are playing as Brad's Pit tonight opening for Those Who Can't! 10:15 pm. de Maat. 3rd floor of Second City Training Center
Updated 13 day(s) ago
I can usually tell how late it is by how many Poptarts I've eaten.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
A toilet flushing sounds like the beginning of Disturbed's "Down With the Sickness."
Updated 15 day(s) ago
CNN headline: "World's Oldest Experiment Ready To Excite." I can only imagine this article is about jacking off in the living room.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Uncle Kracker is just Bubba Sparxxx in a cowboy hat.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
I wish I could spend one day talking like Fat Man Scoop.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
I've got to find a grocery store that will let me pay in iTunes gift cards.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
RT @StandUpTrivia: Check out @ZachBartz slaying tonight at @abbeypub 8pm! Cash prizes! Guest list spots for concerts! Come play and lau…
Updated 21 day(s) ago
RT @sillygirlAriel: My mom doesn't think I can have guy friends.She thinks I'm dating my whole improv group.#singlelyfe @ClevorTrever @Zach…
Updated 21 day(s) ago
RT @Fin_Diesel: Tonight is your last chance to see See Alice in Undergraduation. $5 byob 4210 N Lincoln 8PM. Some lucky fans will... http:/…
Updated 22 day(s) ago
Thanks for posting all of those memes.
Updated 23 day(s) ago
This guy is listening to Train's "Drops of Jupiter" without any headphones. So fearless.
Updated 26 day(s) ago
I believe that most of my bad karma stems from drowning customers on Rollercoaster Tycoon.
Updated 27 day(s) ago
New PuppetBlackout! "@Fin_Diesel: Night-Stand https://t.co/I8qYbYWdyE "
Updated posted April 17, 2013, 3:38 pm
Here is my porn debut. Not a virus, just a sketch: https://t.co/CahEy3ZbMx
Updated posted April 16, 2013, 9:25 pm
I'm hosting @StandUpTrivia tonight at Snuggery Division! 9 pm. 15 W Division. Free to play. Beer to win, respect to lose. See you there!
Updated posted April 16, 2013, 9:49 am
RT @Chief_Finn: "@ZachBartz: I wrote this and it may offend you. Please take a second to check it out https://t.co/rxF2gJl1RA " Definitel ...
Updated posted April 13, 2013, 11:58 am
I wrote this and it may offend you. Please take a second to check it out https://t.co/s8q1n3AgNU
Updated posted April 13, 2013, 11:18 am
Tonight! @SeeAliceImprov opens UNDERGRADUATION at The Cornservatory! Special guests RLM! $5 BYOB 4210 N Lincoln. Cha-mohna!
Updated posted April 7, 2013, 12:08 pm
Little kid just walked by with shirt that said "Haters Gonna Hate." Want to get him one that says "Puberty's Gonna Suck."
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 9:27 pm
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