Zach Bartz

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Twitter Name: @ZachBartz
Website: http://www.zachbartz.com
Location: Chicago
Description: Producer for @YesIAmShowBiz 's weekly stand-up showcase, Laugh and a Half / Stand-Up Comic / Improviser (Titanic-Columbia, See Alice, Brad's Pit) / Student.

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Huge difference between PTSD and PSTD.
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The Flintstones are the most important vitamin character ever created
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Watching Bulls game. Didn't know they could show such graphic sex on TNT.
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@Fin_Diesel and I are playing as Brad's Pit tonight opening for Those Who Can't! 10:15 pm. de Maat. 3rd floor of Second City Training Center
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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I can usually tell how late it is by how many Poptarts I've eaten.
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A toilet flushing sounds like the beginning of Disturbed's "Down With the Sickness."
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CNN headline: "World's Oldest Experiment Ready To Excite." I can only imagine this article is about jacking off in the living room.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
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Uncle Kracker is just Bubba Sparxxx in a cowboy hat.
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I wish I could spend one day talking like Fat Man Scoop.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
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I've got to find a grocery store that will let me pay in iTunes gift cards.
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RT @StandUpTrivia: Check out @ZachBartz slaying tonight at @abbeypub 8pm! Cash prizes! Guest list spots for concerts! Come play and lau…
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RT @sillygirlAriel: My mom doesn't think I can have guy friends.She thinks I'm dating my whole improv group.#singlelyfe @ClevorTrever @Zach
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RT @Fin_Diesel: Tonight is your last chance to see See Alice in Undergraduation. $5 byob 4210 N Lincoln 8PM. Some lucky fans will... http:/…
Updated 22 day(s) ago
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RT @Fin_Diesel: Hanging out https://t.co/PGz3FxNhPu
Updated 23 day(s) ago
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Thanks for posting all of those memes.
Updated 23 day(s) ago
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This guy is listening to Train's "Drops of Jupiter" without any headphones. So fearless.
Updated 26 day(s) ago
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I believe that most of my bad karma stems from drowning customers on Rollercoaster Tycoon.
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New PuppetBlackout! "@Fin_Diesel: Night-Stand https://t.co/I8qYbYWdyE "
Updated posted April 17, 2013, 3:38 pm
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RT @RachKCurtiss: @ZachBartz Hahahhahahhaahaaaaa
Updated posted April 16, 2013, 9:35 pm
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Here is my porn debut. Not a virus, just a sketch: https://t.co/CahEy3ZbMx
Updated posted April 16, 2013, 9:25 pm
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I'm hosting @StandUpTrivia tonight at Snuggery Division! 9 pm. 15 W Division. Free to play. Beer to win, respect to lose. See you there!
Updated posted April 16, 2013, 9:49 am
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RT @Chief_Finn: "@ZachBartz: I wrote this and it may offend you. Please take a second to check it out https://t.co/rxF2gJl1RA " Definitel ...
Updated posted April 13, 2013, 11:58 am
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I wrote this and it may offend you. Please take a second to check it out https://t.co/s8q1n3AgNU
Updated posted April 13, 2013, 11:18 am
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Tonight! @SeeAliceImprov opens UNDERGRADUATION at The Cornservatory! Special guests RLM! $5 BYOB 4210 N Lincoln. Cha-mohna!
Updated posted April 7, 2013, 12:08 pm
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Little kid just walked by with shirt that said "Haters Gonna Hate." Want to get him one that says "Puberty's Gonna Suck."
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 9:27 pm

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