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Twitter Name: @MikeDrucker
Website: http://www.druckerbrothers.com
Location: New York City
Description: Stand-Up Comedian, Staff Writer at Nintendo of America, Contributing Writer for The Onion & SNL, Half-Elf Cleric, Hobgoblin Technomancer, Fan of Science
Website: http://www.druckerbrothers.com
Location: New York City
Description: Stand-Up Comedian, Staff Writer at Nintendo of America, Contributing Writer for The Onion & SNL, Half-Elf Cleric, Hobgoblin Technomancer, Fan of Science
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@turnipcannon I would say DEX based because you're throwing it. Maybe it requires a certain strength to handle and then DEX based.
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Verizon Ad Idea: Guy's phone keeps dropping. Friend: "I have Verizon. It's great." Guy stabs him with megalodon tooth he just bought.
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AT&T Ad Idea: AT&T phones don't work, people walk outside and really SEE the sky for the first time in their life. Cry at what they've lost.
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Sprint Ad Idea: Murderer can't call kids from inside their house because they've ditched landline for a family talk plan.
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Delivery man just dropped of StarCraft 2. Must finish articles first.
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Bedroom Tip: Play the Inception soundtrack while having sex and keep telling your partner, "We need to go deeper."
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I can't believe BP just got around to firing its CEO. You'd think that place would be a well oiled machine.
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Protoss Do It For Aiur. #starcraft2bumperstickers
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Well. I've been hired to be a staff writer at Nintendo of America. Start nervousness.
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Performing on @hannibalburess show at The Knitting Factory, tonight at 9:00 p.m.
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Two great shows tonight: Rejection Show with @friedmanjon at 8:00 p.m. at Union Hall and Rope Swing at Sycamore.
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Granted, my life has been pretty easy up to this point.
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Leaving my D&D group will be one of the hardest things I've ever had to do.
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@The_AV_Club deserves more credit for the quality and intelligence of its video game reviews.
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Maybe stop carrying so many banana cream pies at once, boisterous chef.
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I wrote today's Onion TV Highlight http://www.theonion.com/section/entertainment/ (lower left corner).
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Super Manwich #foodsuperheroes
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The Inedible Hulk #foodsuperheroes
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Don't fucking stink eye me, GameStop employee. You told a Mom that PokeMon is coming to Xbox; you should be corrected.
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RT @johnknefel In 24 hours I'll be in Iowa. In 25 hours, I'll have run out of things to do in Iowa.
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CNN is so uncomfortable with race-based stories, they should start whispering the word "black" with their hand at the side of their face.
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Earthbound has such wonderful writing.
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Oh, Michael Jordan says he would never have put himself on an all-star basketball team? Two words: Space Jam.
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And white people love it. RT @lizzwinstead Our industrial complex sounds like TJ Maxx. Way too much to dig through to find anything useful.
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Results of test: Rabbit's feet = lucky. Monkey's paw = unlucky. Child's hand = no effect.
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RT @Randazzoj Beginning to realize how much of my longterm financial planning is predicated on the complete dissolution of society.
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