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Twitter Name: @PhilMazo
Website: http://www.PhilMazo.com
Location: Newark, NJ
Description: I'm an adorably filthy stand-up comedian performing all over the country. Perhaps I'll be at a venue near you?
Website: http://www.PhilMazo.com
Location: Newark, NJ
Description: I'm an adorably filthy stand-up comedian performing all over the country. Perhaps I'll be at a venue near you?
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Just found out my CA traffic ticket is $230. No wonder the cop was so excited when he gave it to me.
Updated 9 hours ago
Whenever I see a girl eating in LA, I whisper in her ear: ?Be careful you don?t get fat...they?re watching you.?
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Show Unleash Dance Studio (5353 Denny Ave,
NoHo, CA) TONIGHT @ 8PM.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
New blog about saying the N-word: http://beyondthejokes.blogspot.com/2010/07/first-and-last-time-i-said-n-word.html
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Coffee's for closers only.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
McCabe's Bar & Grill in Santa Monica TOMORROW 8pm.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
O'Brien's in Santa Monica TONIGHT 9pm.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
"I liked the joke about having sex with children." - A girl after my show
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Slingers: An American Pour House in Agoura Hills, CA TONIGHT 8:30pm.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
I just a started a blog - here's my first post:
http://onfucking.blogspot.com/2010/07/banging-feminist.html
Updated 19 day(s) ago
El Cid tomorrow 8pm - hit me up for $5 tix.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Hosting Jon Lovitz Comedy Club TONIGHT @ 8pm - hit me up for free tix.
Updated 21 day(s) ago
This restaurant parking lot has a sign that says, ?No Employee Parking.? They may as well have a sign that says, ?No Mexicans.?
Updated 22 day(s) ago
What am I doing? Oh yeah, that's right, I'm doing me.
Updated 24 day(s) ago
Dear Post Office Guy: Shut up & do your job, & then maybe LATER hit an open mic. But probably don't. Sincerely, Feigned Laughter Guy.
Updated 29 day(s) ago
@GregFitzShow Overheard: "I don't care if she's my daughter, she's a huge bitch."
Updated 29 day(s) ago
I don't like the term "doggy style." I just tell women, "I want to fuck you like a man."
Updated 30 day(s) ago
Jake's O Mine Saloon in Apache Junction, AZ tonight 6pm.
Updated More than a month ago
Westside Comedy Theater in Santa Monica tonight 8pm.
Updated More than a month ago
Can anyone recommend a PC repairman/-woman/-child in LA?
Updated More than a month ago
met his first LA asshole last night. Just like in the movies!
Updated More than a month ago
In the Portland airport for the next 4 hrs before my flight back to LA. I'm loving your free internet, West Coast.
Updated More than a month ago
Arena Sports Bar in Independence, OR tonight 8pm.
Updated More than a month ago
Favorite Mistake in Albany, OR tonight 7pm.
Updated More than a month ago
Just had an eerie feeling that, were I to suddenly die, the last status on my FB would be about me wanting waitresses to cum in my food.
Updated More than a month ago
To beautiful waitresses I'm very rude / Because I would like them to cum in my food.
Updated More than a month ago
If you do what you love, you?ll never work a day in your life. Especially if you love not working.
Updated More than a month ago
This short men's clothing company's slogan is: ?For men with attitude, not altitude.? In other words, ?For men with a Napoleon Complex.?
Updated More than a month ago
Is it possible for Asians to speak without yelling, or is that part of their language?
Updated More than a month ago
knows a white guy with an M.A. in African American Studies. I introduce him to people as: ?This is Ben. He?s an expert on black people.?
Updated More than a month ago
AIDS wouldn?t be so scary if people stopped writing it in all caps. It kind of screams at you.
Updated More than a month ago
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