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Twitter Name: @SaraJBenincasa
Website: http://www.sarabenincasa.com
Location: New York, NY
Description: Comedian, Writer, Radio Host
Website: http://www.sarabenincasa.com
Location: New York, NY
Description: Comedian, Writer, Radio Host
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RT @warnersl: RT @Proudlib Chelsea Clinton is educated, employed, married & has no out-of-wedlock kids. Bristol Palin is the opposite # ...
Updated 11 hours ago
I'm up at 6:30 AM on a Saturday calling a salon because my toenail polish is jankity. When the fuck did I turn into a Real Housewife?
Updated 21 hours ago
I'm pinching my side fat lovingly, singing Phil Collins's "In Too Deep." I have to break up with excess subcutaneous fat deposits on Weds.
Updated 21 hours ago
@HAlanScott Welcome home! Obama is still president but Joe Biden is now the Lead Princess in Charge. Things have changed.
Updated 21 hours ago
Looking forward to the last few days of my Standard American Diet before I start paying someone to invade my house and force me to exercise.
Updated 21 hours ago
RT @iamdiddy: When I close my eyes I see my DREAMS coming True!!!!! Do you see what I see!
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I just bought a duvet cover with an image of a giant squid attacking a ship. I love you, Etsy.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
#FF You should probably follow these whores. @LauritaApplez @kenlayne @jfruh @stuef @benjaminfrisch @rileywaggaman @wonkette
Updated 1 day(s) ago
What is your favorite online place that stocks vintage and/or handmade and/or organic housewares? Furniture, bedding, random art, etc.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Signing contracts for a venue and a company at 11:45 on a Friday night, while still at the office. #workaholism
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RT @LauritaApplez: #ff these wonderful, talented people @wonkette @jfruh @stuef @benjaminfrisch @kenlayne @rileywaggaman @sarajbenincasa ...
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Just saw @amyschumer on the FRONT PAGE of Cosmopolitan.com! She looks like an effing fox and a half!
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Have an excellent weekend, you nutballs.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Twitter, I will follow who the fuck I want to follow. I do not need your evil "suggestions."
Updated 1 day(s) ago
My greatest moment in journalism: coining the phrase "Our Pantymelter-in-Chief." http://wonkette.com/417046/barry-can-you-hear-me
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RT @senorpaco: #ff @SaraJBenincasa because this week she rekindled a fire in my heart for the US Presidents.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
HAha, I wrote this. RT @wonkette The Imaginarium of Doctor Chaudhary http://bit.ly/bzftmD
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I uploaded a YouTube video -- If Peggy from MAD MEN Vlogged 2 http://youtu.be/3RDr8v3I_rI?a
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RT @TheInDecider: Here Is Footage of the President of the United States Discussing Lindsay Lohan http://bit.ly/cKMsuc #politics
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RT @jonarnesen: Name must be Debra! RT @ Rare mix of donkey, zebra born in Ga. park - http://b.globe.com/d41yHz (via @Bos ...
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I uploaded a YouTube video -- HOT TOPIX with Michele Bachmann: Shirley Sherrod http://youtu.be/t6oaByjmwmk?a
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FYI @time photo attached to previous Tweet is very upsetting. Proceed with caution.
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Brave photo @time The Plight of Afghan Women: A Disturbing Picture http://bit.ly/az98v2
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RT @AnnaHolmes: Barack Obama refuses to answer Joy's question as to whether Mel Gibson needs anger management. Obama claims he doesn't k ...
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RT @CoryBooker: Just left the opening of a new community room we opened @ Pennington Ct now going 2 read 2 our kids @ the Bethany Freedo ...
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Rare mix of donkey, zebra born in Ga. park - http://b.globe.com/d41yHz (via @BostonUpdate)
Updated 2 day(s) ago
@electric589 #tcot is Amurrrican for True Conservative on Twitter. Distinguishing themselves from, y'know, sensible conservatives.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
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