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Twitter Name: @SarahKSilverman
Website: http://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman
Location: Tehran, Iran
Description: I am a monkey
Website: http://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman
Location: Tehran, Iran
Description: I am a monkey
Sarah Silverman is an American comedian, writer, actress, and singer. She has a long list of television and film appearances to her credit, including “Frasier,” “Seinfeld,” “Futurama,” “Monk,” School for Scoundrels and School of Rock. She was also a cast member on “Saturday Night Live” in the early 1990s, and currently stars in her own show on Comedy Central aptly titled, “The Sarah Silverman Program.”
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I'm unable to explain what I mean by this but Leonardo DiCaprio has a tuna face.
Updated 1 hour 39 minutes ago
1 great thing about the iphone: Bring it w you to pee & occupy yourself straight thru to the next pee.
#Timewastersavers
Updated 13 hours ago
I try not to be as hard on myself as I am on other people.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Oh my, this last ep of @louisck was the best ever. The heckler scenes, the back &forth w M Broderick holy shitsky
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I'm on the new ep of CDR Radio! With @Rajskub, @ScottAukerman, & James Adomian iTunes: http://bit.ly/fB6ga
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Fuck you, flu. You think you're so great just because you can bring me to my mother trucking knees.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I feel strongly that I'm great at skipping
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Black TV actresses sometimes have "a white woman did my make-up" make-up.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Hey NYC A-holes! Get tix to see the brilliant @lizzwinstead w the hilarious @morgan_murphy Aug 5-7
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You're welcome.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Awesome! HYGIENIST RT @JoshMalina I'm loving this new app that adds a vocation to your tweets! COBBLER
Updated 5 day(s) ago
RT @ScottAukerman After the apocalypse it will be difficult to explain wine tastings.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Law&Order is like real life in every way except all the cops are super liberal
Updated 6 day(s) ago
I'm so sick of this! This is the 8th time I've slipped in cum in a Barney's dressing room.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
RT @thesulk Before you go out tonight remember the Raising Arizona quints are now 24. #havefun
Updated 6 day(s) ago
You really can't do anything "for dear life" casually.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Why isn't there bone protecting our throats? There's so much important stuff in there.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I would take thalidomide, b/c it relieves morning sickness, plus my baby would be a born swimmer.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Not my leg Dinkus! RT @JoshMalina Ummm, Sarah...it's shavin' time... RT @SarahKSilverman Http://twitpic.com/27fcb5
Updated 10 day(s) ago
This pup has been sitting w me since I got here. No collar no tags. http://twitpic.com/27fcb5
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Trying to embrace stillness and listen to my inner voice but it's so nasal
Updated 10 day(s) ago
There's something about lots of make-up base that screams "I'm no stranger to around-the-mouth zits"
Updated 13 day(s) ago
It's one of those days where I don't recall the point
Updated 13 day(s) ago
The gov't tries to kill the poor by pumping hormones in fast food but instead it's making giants. #Lebron
Updated 14 day(s) ago
I am dead fucking serious when I tell you that I am moved by dance.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
#FF @TheBiggIdea @DearAnyone @ChelseaVPeretti @KristyGee @LauraJSilverman and last but not least the strikingly handsome @TheSulk
Updated 15 day(s) ago
I wish I was as comfortable with my body as I want young girls to think I am.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
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