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Twitter Name: @ThatKevinSmith
Website: http://www.viewaskew.com
Location: Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
Description: It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Website: http://www.viewaskew.com
Location: Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
Description: It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Kevin Smith is a writer, actor, producer, and director probably best known for his role as “Silent Bob” in movies such as Clerks, Dogma, Mall Rats, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (all of which he wrote and directed). His more recent work includes writing and directing Zack and Miri Make a Porno and acting in Live Free or Die Hard and Catch and Release.
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Tonight, I give the last stage performance of my 30s. Next time I'm on stage, I'll be in my 40s. http://www.tinyurl.com/ItWas40YearsAgoToday
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Via @JameJame_Allan "Just re-read Gyre #1-6 in one sitting. Brilliant work, sir. Truly brilliant" Thx! Did the same two days ago Flows well.
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MONDAY. Red Bank, NJ. My B-Day Q&A. I want you there so bad I could be talked into sucking it... http://www.tinyurl.com/ItWas40YearsAgoToday
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Via @_mcchris "SModcastle! http://ow.ly/2j857 " LOVE IT, sir! You are the stone truth! Huge fan (in spirit & waistband) offers 1000 prayers!
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s'Friday Night! Pork a loved (or liked) one, then download a l'il TELL 'EM LIVE, STEVE-DAVE! From the H'wood Improv http://www.smodcast.com
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Via @moshpitmike "bladder spasm" Batman can get zapped back in time, but can't tighten up & drip a drop? And they say I'M a big fat geek...
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NY/NJ! I turn 40 Monday, mere blocks from where I was shat into existence! 300 tix left. You in? http://www.tinyurl.com/ItWas40YearsAgoToday
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Via @ebalsumgo "Kev at ComiCon: http://bit.ly/9eT3jC fucking funny. that dude makes me giggle by just existing" Good enough for me! #Slacker
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Via @Aquillis "Disney Sells Miramax for $660 Milion http://nyti.ms/ddpihh " Disney left $6mil off total so as to honor their Satanic master.
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Via @piranical "You say Mallrats was reviled. Not my memory of it." Wish I lived in your world. Read the reviews, sir. Even Ebert disliked.
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Via @JoeMI6 "Gyre, you said long ago 'If Batman falls in love it's...' Stayed true-well played." S'what happens when he's more Man than Bat.
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Via @Eddie736 "Disney sells Miramax.Thoughts?" There goes that sweet 15% discount at the studio gift shop... #AsAnEraEndsSoDoMyDisneyPerks
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Via @Another_Realm "Friend came to ur bday show, ended up on the DVD" We're taping THIS one too! http://www.tinyurl.com/ItWas40YearsAgoToday
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Via @Widmer77 "excited about seeing you @smosier @BryandWalt tomorrow night. Heard you sold it out" @Studio35 & CBus love us. And we, them.
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Via @TheChrisMoore "thought I might bring your attention to http://batmanbatmanbatman.com " And I thank you for it, sir. Regular-Ass rules.
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Via @dangerFlakes "I'm going to Rolando's Super Tacos, you want anything?" Pinto bean & rice burrito, light on the cheese. Ice tea. Thanks.
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@kellytag "saw y'all in Houston last night to celebrate my 21st! Thanks for making it great" THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! LET THEM PLAY!
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Via @HydeAllNight "LOVED Gyre, HATED Last page! Can't wait for next ish. Great work" Thanks sir. Tell artist Walt Flanagan, via @BryAndWalt.
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Via @ashleypywell86 "listening to my first ever SModcast,hilarious" SMod is free. Join him! ASSIMILATE! ASSIMILATE! http://www.smodcast.com
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Via @wifeofgandy "is there anything you wouldnt do for money?" Well that's all according to how much you got there, ma'am... #CowboyGigolo
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Via @DCSHOCKER "Sloppy blowjob doesn't sound good" He's not from this planet! GRAB HIM! GRAB THAT MARTIAN! #OnlyMartiansAndGirlsSayYukToHead
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Via @Another_Realm "Damn man. Your a trip. When you coming back to Jersey?" MONDAY, man! Coming? http://www.tinyurl.com/ItWas40YearsAgoToday
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Via @TheLair "Gyre6 arrived on the east coast of Canada. it was well worth the wait" Maritime love is as mighty as their sea. And as smelly.
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Via @ActiveDoll "anything you wish you didn't do?" I wish I hadn't been so hard on the Kryptonian. He was actually kinda cool. #EmoLexLuthor
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Via @freeride7868 "Kids in the Hall or Mr. Show?" That's like saying sloppy blowjob or another sloppy blowjob. #PitPatANDSkoraTheGentleShark
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Via @knuckleheadfilm "Smegma!" No, motherfucker - you gotta say it THREE times - or else he won't appear. #TheDickCheeseOfTheNeitherWorld
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Via @theotherbilly "You saw @BryandWalt of local podcast fame?" I did. And sadly? They were really fucking 'Hollywood' on their private bus.
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Via @TimIsenman "had 3 donated tix to PrimaNocta, Can I donate for bday Q&A?" Of course. @MingChen37 will help facilitate redistribution.
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Via @wittypun "Anything you wish you did before you became famous" Like eat fist-fulls of cock in Bacchanalian group-gropes? Not really...
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Via @dangerFlakes "Tell us a funny celebrity encounter you've had recently" I ran into @SMosier on a bus today & saw @BryAndWalt sleeping...
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Via @MajinDeadite102 "Allen theaters get to pick & choose what they show" They picked & chose two lewd dudes who talked Las Pusas all night.
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Via @Dementedclown "you actually reply to your fans? wow if only other celebrities would" They're too busy working out. #FatMenAreAttentive
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Via @lionelluthor14 "Bought my tickets for Monday's Q&A months ago" Need 300 more like you to fill: http://tinyurl.com/ItWas40YearsAgoToday
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Via @rica586 "That's the 2nd time you've RickRoll'd me" I RickRoll like I fuck: once every few months, after I've tricked you into it.
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Via @tdub31 "loved Widening Gyre. Well played, sir. Looking forward to future installments" Six more issues. More Bat than Man now.
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