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Twitter Name: @jaboud
Website: http://www.coltonaboud.com
Location: In Your Heart
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A regular commentator on VH1’s “Best Week Ever” along with their “I Love the…” series, “Black to the Future,” “The Great Decade Debate,” and “Gaming Gurus.” He, along with Michael Coulton, has been responsible for writing TV pilots for every major broadcast network as well as Comedy Central. He currently writes for Fox’s “Sit Down, Shut Up.”
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RT @janiehaddad: If you haven't subscribed to hilarious Pod F. Tompkast yet, then DO IT. http://bit.ly/9HDhXs
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Thought maybe B&N's Nook e-reader was named after this: http://flic.kr/p/8onzUh . One small problem: http://flic.kr/p/8onApC
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Panel from MYSTERIOUS ISLAND (1961) bought for me by @mikecolton at SDCC. http://yfrog.com/jnqsywj
Panel from MYSTERIOUS ISLAND (1961) bought for me by @mikecolton at SDCC.  http://yfrog.com/jnqsywj
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Beezus H. Christ.
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My 5-y.o. is obsessed with Lady Gaga. Thought this was a dad fail, but at least it's not something truly blasphemous like Miley Cyrus.
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@mikecolton Your phone was clearly following voice commands.
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Just got back from grocery store. Not going to lie, there's a hell of a lot of Pantene in this world.
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Saturday, 11am: #Leverage #SDCC. Hutton, Kane, Hodge, Riesgraf, Wheaton and NOT me. Indigo Ballroom, Hilton Bayfront. You're welcome.
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I hope everyone has a great time at #ComicCon. I can't be there, so you probably won't. But try.
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I read that Pepsi is trying to reignite the cola wars. When will Pepsi join the global community of civilized beverages?
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I guess "Millennium Trilogy" sounded better than "Risky Choices Trilogy." http://bit.ly/9TxRo4
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Last night, in full view of ladies, @mikecolton splashed escargot all over my shirt. We rocked that restaurant like effete losers.
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When I'm an old man, I'm going to get a tattoo over my butt and call it a Gramp Stamp.
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Debating whether or not the bricks in this coffee shop are reinforced with my fellow quake-feelers.
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Big points to @BethJRiesgraf, @Aldishodge02 and @ChristianKane01 for the coolest scenes ever staged beneath a water treatment plant.
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#FF @wilw was a blast to work with, even in a subterranean water treatment plant. Join his 1.5 million-strong legion. http://bit.ly/9W6eZY
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Teen: "Do you know where's the nearest Starbucks?" Me: "No, not around here." Teen: "You're a horrible person."
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If the evil businessmen of the #Leverage universe were up on their geek references, the team would be busted instantly.
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Hi, every single LA billboard. I'm the Lap-Band, and I'm going to be on you.
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When did the LA city council rule all billboards must advertise the Lap-Band?
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Size of the BP oil spill if it were centered in NYC: http://bit.ly/aWBr7Y
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RT @mikecolton: Colton & Aboud offer an insightful look behind the scenes of #LEVERAGE: http://youtu.be/XwifFS3Icm0
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@gadyepstein: China's Xinhua news agency lists "showbiz belles without pointed chin" http://bit.ly/ciphuo
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Attention, Pacific Coast! #Leverage Season 3 in two minutes!
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Get ready: #Leverage season 3 premieres Sunday. One ep written by @jonrog1 and one by Colton & Aboud. http://bit.ly/dtj8co
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Thanks to all the #Leverage fans who came to our screening last night. Your laughter warms my frozen heart. Slightly.
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"The show must go on" isn't a rallying cry for actors, it's a snarled threat from producers.
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In other news, preparations for World War III finally began in earnest: http://nyti.ms/cj4jqJ
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#FF @dirkvoetberg, creator of "Guy Lady Tigers" http://bit.ly/d8EriJ and (nostalgia time) "Zoomy's!" http://bit.ly/cq7tcq
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Knock it off, haters. Every time you insult @JenKirkman, a Hitler gets its wings.
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I'm looking to rent a cabin-type house near L.A. for a shoot next month. Preferably in a woodsy area. Anyone have leads??
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"Fightin' Guy Lady Tigers" is a Users Pick on front page of FoD. Nice work, Internet! http://bit.ly/d8EriJ
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"Meeting Dren" is my new favorite euphemism.
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@richsommer : "Meeting Dren" is my new favorite euphemism.
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