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Twitter Name: @joselynhughes
Website: http://www.joselynhughes.com
Location: los angeles
Description: writer, comedian, and friend.
Website: http://www.joselynhughes.com
Location: los angeles
Description: writer, comedian, and friend.
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don't be the guy who says he knew about the surprise party the whole time. just play along, dick.
Updated 6 hours ago
being a lady requires a lot of work that unfortunately, i'm just not willing to do.
Updated 9 hours ago
my uncle calls cocaine "toot." that's someone that's done a lot of cocaine.
Updated 12 hours ago
i'm playing this for two tiny dogs right now and they are super into it http://tinyurl.com/yjlq2os
Updated 21 hours ago
"i don't know much, but i know i don't love you..." -how aaron neville breaks up with someone
Updated 1 day(s) ago
my dog weighs only 20 lbs, but he's got the rotten bowels of a man thirty times his size.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
men: you can't call me crazy if i've openly admitted that i am already.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
if no one wants to smell my hair i'll do it myself.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
#ff @pomranz and @croninwhocares. one of them likes my eyebrows, one of them does not. i'll leave it to you to figure it out.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Just met Devon and Kevin. No offense, but if my name rhymed with my friends', I'm not sure we'd go out together. Ever.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Bar Lubitsch! West Hollywood! Comedy! Now! Get here for the Josh and Josh show!!!
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I said RIGHT?
Updated 2 day(s) ago
guys like girls who exude machismo, right?
Updated 2 day(s) ago
as it turns out, the miller lite vortex bottle DOES make forgetting your problems much smoother and more satisfying.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I really want to comb Shakira's hair just once.
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how happy is a clam anyway? i hope you'd be happier.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
i was playing the world's smallest violin for somebody and broke it. now i have to buy a new one. they're like ten grand. damn you, sarcasm!
Updated 3 day(s) ago
we're probably friends because you think i'm funny. because if you don't, there's no other reason to have you around.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
FML. seriously, it hasn't been laid in awhile.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
please don't make eye contact with me while you have a conversation with someone else on your cell phone. creep someone else out. thanks!
Updated 4 day(s) ago
what does "really depressed retards" in my notes mean?
Updated 4 day(s) ago
there's a direct correlation between my patience and your competence.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
yo t-rexes: why you gotta be roarin' and breakin' thru stuff all the time!?
Updated 4 day(s) ago
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