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Twitter Name: @joshrencher
Website: http://ComicJosh.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: Los Angeles-based writer, stand-up comedian, sex icon, and small business owner. Follow me if you want to live.
Website: http://ComicJosh.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: Los Angeles-based writer, stand-up comedian, sex icon, and small business owner. Follow me if you want to live.
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It wouldn't be so alarming that I sat through an episode of Barney and Friends last night if my kids hadn't gone to sleep before it started.
Updated 14 hours ago
Kid in pediatrician's waiting room playing Connect Four right now: "It doesn't matter who goes first. Just who wins."
Updated 1 day(s) ago
what in the world could make a brown-eyed girl turn blue? #justcurious
Updated 2 day(s) ago
As I look out through my windshield, I appreciate the rhyming convenience of the phrase "bird turd."
Updated 4 day(s) ago
If Jesus H Christ is the son, then Jesus HW Christ must be the father. #godtalk
Updated 5 day(s) ago
The thing about getting donuts at 1130pm is that they were made 18 hours ago. #goodsetreward
Updated 6 day(s) ago
saying funny things into a microphone in the COMEDY REVIVAL show at The Comedy Store tonight. 8pm. See ComicJosh.com for details!
Updated 6 day(s) ago
If you pick up your brand new car 30+ miles from home and have to drive it home in stop-and-go traffic, you will be paranoid. #lessonlearned
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Peeing in the new men's room at El Cid. Other dudes are walking through the new one to get to the old one. They have nostalgic bladders.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
I'm only moderately fly, and I've never had anything on lock. Can we still hang?
Updated 9 day(s) ago
making people laugh ( mainly @MrJimCoughlin ) at CAFE MUSE tonight. See ComicJosh.com for details!
Updated 11 day(s) ago
It's been fifteen years, and Montell Jordan never came wack on an old school track. #cautiousoptimism @montelljordan
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Saying funny things into a mic at the "Stood Up Friday Night" show. 10pm tonight. ComicJosh.com for details!
Updated 15 day(s) ago
I still haven't finished that horchata.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
This is one big horchata.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
NICU is short for "go nic yourself." am i right, nurses?
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Me sounding refined at a bar: "Do you have pinot grigio?" Me sounding unrefined exactly two seconds later: "Can I get that?" #reallifeevents
Updated 19 day(s) ago
Some shortcuts aren't shortcuts at all when there's an event at Hollywood Bowl. Kings of Leon fans are reigning on my punctuality parade.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
Some shortcuts aren't shortcuts at all when there's an event at the Hollywood Bowl. Kings of Leon are reigning on my punctuality parade.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
Saying funny things into a microphone in THE C WORD show at the Comedy Store tonight. See ComicJosh.com for details!
Updated 19 day(s) ago
Just realized that I'm in ALL of the mirrors.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Wifey's at Lilith Fair, so I'm the lone baby wrangler tonight. Preparing to take them for a wagon ride around the block.
Updated 21 day(s) ago
my aquarium is just an empty tank of water. i could really use a fish right now. @yelyahwilliams
Updated 21 day(s) ago
I'm not allergic to nuts, but I do have an aversion to testicles.
Updated 21 day(s) ago
I would unconditionally love any action movie starring you. RT @EllenFox That's it. I'm becoming an action hero.
Updated 22 day(s) ago
Sincere thanks to those of you who read, like, comment, and retweet me. You complete me.
Updated 22 day(s) ago
A lawyer has filed a lawsuit claiming he is the father of basketball star LeBron James. This is probably what Darth Vader should have done.
Updated 23 day(s) ago
making people laugh by saying funny things into a microphone at SKINNY'S LOUNGE tonight. 8pm. See ComicJosh.com for details!
Updated 23 day(s) ago
Bummed that I lost a brand new pocketwatch today. It was off the chain.
Updated 24 day(s) ago
Sometimes I wonder if I have what it takes to make it as a stand-up comedian. But never more than after I've laughed at Larry the Cable Guy.
Updated 24 day(s) ago
Tim, you must be referring to this one: http://bit.ly/ULJIz RT @TimBabbComedian Dogs are adorable...that is all
Updated 24 day(s) ago
singing along with Hayley Williams, Shakira, Lady Gaga. I'm not half bad. I'm about 90% bad.
Updated 24 day(s) ago
Former hot dog-eating champ Takeru Kobayashi released after night in jail. Jail insiders declare him last night's hot dog-receiving champ.
Updated 26 day(s) ago
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