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Twitter Name: @kassemg
Website: http://thekassemg.com/
Location: Santa Monica
Description: I'm a comedian. I like wolves. I wear glasses.
Website: http://thekassemg.com/
Location: Santa Monica
Description: I'm a comedian. I like wolves. I wear glasses.
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Tomorrow's Sunday! What better way then to praise the Lord than watching a new California On? All in favor say aye.
Updated 2 hours ago
I'm drinking water. Or for when I feel like sounding fancy, flat Pellegrino.
Updated 4 hours ago
RT @petercoffin: BEST AUTOTUNE THE NEWS VIDEO YET http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw BED INTRUDER SONG
Updated 5 hours ago
It really bums me out when I can't use footage because a girl's nipple is out. Yeah...really bums me out....
Updated 6 hours ago
I should start a sock puppet show. I have a sock with so much of my DNA on it that I'm surprised it hasn't come to life.
Updated 10 hours ago
New AsKassem available for viewing at your nearest internet enabled devices. http://youtu.be/cvV4Uk-7HWc
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Hey German friends! I'm in your newspapers. I don't know why or what they say about me, but I'm in http://twitpic.com/2a2ui8
Updated 1 day(s) ago
RT @annoyingorange HEY! My new new video is up! "Cruel as a Cucumber" http://youtu.be/C41IBSKGF4w Starring @KassemG! Are you cooool? HAHAHA!
Updated 1 day(s) ago
RT @dailybooth The DailyBooth iPhone app is finally live! Search DailyBoothApp or click here: http://bit.ly/cOuBef !!!! YAY!! #dailyboothapp
Updated 2 day(s) ago
NEW VID - Best Party Ever w/ a cameo from Owen Wilson http://youtu.be/5I6lIMSVe0U (RT for spitting hot venom)
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Taking questions for a new vid. Just use #AsKassem and if it's a good question or you're hot, I'll answer it in a video.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
New Ask Tom Cruise from @take180 - Evan Ferrante is always hilarious. http://youtu.be/YCOW2PpGiO8
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Anyone know if the Bloods or Crips are on Twitter?
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Lady GaGa Starter kit on Quality Shopping Channel starring @cecmonster - http://youtu.be/3ObuP0cNgfE
Updated 3 day(s) ago
I may or may not have just shot some street music. In Compton. And Watts. #iappreciatelife
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Missed my new vid? Go eff yourself! Then watch it. Please. http://bit.ly/cyY0OV
Updated 4 day(s) ago
The title should make people want to buy the shirt right? http://twitpic.com/291x83
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Missed Comic-Con this year? Don't fret, I put all the best parts in this vid - California On Comic-Con 2 http://bit.ly/cyY0OV (RT for Nerds)
Updated 5 day(s) ago
We are so close. Be excited. B E Excited.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Still no luck. Gonna try someone else's internet. At this rate I'll have Cali On Comic-Con 3 out before this.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Having uploading issues. Should be up between 2 and Christopher Columbus day.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
New interactive @TotallySketch video where you can live out your Facebook fantasies - http://youtu.be/V1iSo6c15oE
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Quit correcting my spelling. I was talking about the currency not the actor. Obviously.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Whatever the daily limit for doing a Dinero impression in your bathroom mirror is, I definitely exceeded it.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
What?! YouPorn has pre-roll on their videos now. From what I hear.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Watch last year's Comic-Con video while you wait. It's amazing how long I've managed to suck for. http://youtu.be/YK--Zvs_DGc
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Time to scotch guard your keyboards! California On Comic-Con hits your local internet tomorrow morning.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
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