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Twitter Name: @kevin_tor
Website: http://kevintor.blogspot.com
Location: New Jersey
Description: Comedian and all-around good egg.
Website: http://kevintor.blogspot.com
Location: New Jersey
Description: Comedian and all-around good egg.
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The dorsal fin of a shark was originally octagonal which caused two sharks, upon meeting, to die. Darwinism fixed it. #sharkweek
Updated 2 hours ago
Sharks are governed absolutely by one shark. The King Shark rules over the entire Mon-Sharky. #sharkweek #sharklies #sharkpuns
Updated 2 hours ago
@Dianasaurus Spoiler Alert: Lucy Lawless never shows up. I watched to the end of the credits.
Updated 2 hours ago
Sharks have a great sense of smell. It results in death if exposed to a particularly vicious hot boxing. #sharkweek #sharklies
Updated 2 hours ago
@Dianasaurus Why did they make Hades look like Travolta in Battlefield Earth? #watcheditearlier
Updated 3 hours ago
Sharks are looked down upon by the other fish because they lack retirement plans. #sharkweek #sharklies
Updated 3 hours ago
Today is the day I stop talking myself out of wearing jumpsuits.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
@jess_richardson He seems like pure evil. I hate when he laughs at the people in the commercial.
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I think the new State Farm guy goes home after a shoot, unzips his skin to reveal a lizard creature, and eats puppies to unwind.
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@ChristFinnegan but he's tweeting at a record pace. don't you want to tell people where you were when he tweeted gibberish number 1000?
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He should use Bank of America. Free checking and they let you live. RT @kanyewest banks take 10 precent and kill you
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That makes the Lakers Team "Melvin Purvis" RT @KingJames Congrats to Eddie House. Welcome to Team "John Dillinger".
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Twizzlers are trending because Lindsay Lohan is eating them in prison. I would have expected crow to be trending instead.
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Today, Mark Wahlberg got a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame while Donnie got a Star Ledger and a coffee. #fb
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I feel like the camouflage Snuggie should be the color of your couch or eternal sadness. #fb
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Tim Tebow is the new spokesman for Jockey underwear. Makes sense. Jockeys ride things like horses or, say, benches. #fb
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The world's oldest Twitter user died at the age of 104. The coroner added the appropriate hashtag.
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I bet if they played the Good Vibrations video for the family in Fear, they wouldn't have been so scared.
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Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens should go together like oil and something that thinks it's more entitled than oil. #fb
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@jess_richardson About a month ago, we dedicated any spare time from the baby to eating and watching Breaking Bad.
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I bet the dead dad in that NY Smokers Quit Hotline commercial is playing catch with Charlie St. Cloud. #onlyworksinnycarea #mets
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Do you think Joy Behar looks in the mirror in her CNN dressing room and says, "Why do I have to do another show with you?" #fb
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I'm sure a lot of dads say this about their kids but, seriously, my daughter is the best crier ever. It's the practice she puts in.
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I want California Girls stuck in my head about as much as I want to wear a fiberglass condom. Thanks for the infectious pop, @katyperry!
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Sometimes when my phone is in my pocket, I will randomly call someone somehow. I call it junk dialing. #fb
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Feminem #sexchangerapnames
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I'm not ready for the show. Can I have one Mad Man at a time?
Updated 6 day(s) ago
The CosB -Real Show RT @curlycomedy: Growing T. Pains RT @kevin_tor 227 Live Crew #culturalsitcomrapnames
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For future reference, Pound Puppies is not a command.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
@TheJamieLee We're on the same page but yours is cooler. I chickened out and went with chin because I pictured poor kids that need help.
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