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Twitter Name: @mattruby
Website: http://www.sandpapersuit.com
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Description: NYC standup comedian.
Website: http://www.sandpapersuit.com
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Description: NYC standup comedian.
Matt Ruby is a stand-up comedian who’s a regular commentator on MTV’s “FNMTV” and the co-host of the live comedy talk show and podcast “We’re All Friends Here.” Ruby performed at the 2009 SXSW Festival. He runs Sandpaper Suit, a comedy blog.
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This guy next to me at bar is a waiter's version of being a cool guy.
Updated 5 hours ago
Comic making fun of George W Bush AND Nickleback. Rocking my world! Up until now, I loved both those things. Must reevaluate EVERYTHING!
Updated 5 hours ago
@Braunger So THAT'S what Stephen Hawking was talking about with "turtles all the way down." http://bit.ly/aquXRW
Updated 8 hours ago
Yahoo Answers is kinda great. "Can you name some ingredients in a witch's brew? This is a bonefied question!?!" http://yhoo.it/9HwwoZ
Updated 8 hours ago
Angelina Jolie is like a crazy cat lady, but with third world babies instead of cats.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Rothko was 66 when he committed suicide. What a pussy. That's dying time already. Kill yourself when you're young if u wanna impress me!
Updated 1 day(s) ago
It's fun reading @kanyewest's tweets about Napoleon. For several reasons. ? RT @kanyewest Thoughts is Napoleon http://twitpic.com/29sr6b
Updated 1 day(s) ago
"Social smoker" is a nice way of saying you're a cigarette bummer.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
It's tough dating a gal who is taller. U never want to be in a situation where in order to kiss your gf you need to find the nearest curb.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Tonight = Prospect Park. Doors at 6. Beach House 7. The National @ 8:30. Over/under on number of ironic mustaches I will see: 29.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
V diff backstories possible when u hear "I don't drink." 1) That person is no fun at all. 2) That person was so much fun his wife left him.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Wait, you mean the war in Afghanistan is NOT going well?! Ah jeez. Anyway...has anyone figured out where Lebron is gonna play yet?
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Guy told me his gf has "silent orgasms." I give her a lot of credit. That's a great euphemism for "no orgasms."
Updated 5 day(s) ago
The Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense http://bit.ly/bTyLJJ (aka Things chicks dig + conspiracy theories, religion, & zombies)
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I don't believe I have commitment issues. I'm very committed to not being committed.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I love this party cat. "Is it breakfast time? No. It's party time." http://nedroid.com/tag/party-cat/
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I'm the guy that agreed to trade fears for tears. Also included in the deal: A player to be named later. That turned out to be jealousy.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
That Wang Chung song shoulda been "Everybody Feng Shui Tonight."
Updated 12 day(s) ago
The 35 Manliest Mustaches of All Time http://artofmanliness.com/2009/11/01/the-manliest-mustaches-of-all-time/
Updated 12 day(s) ago
NYC comic Travis Irvine is running for Congress in OH as a Libertarian. He made a Mac/PC-esque "Vote Different" ad: http://bit.ly/9AnRI5
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Over 1+ week and still no Lebron/Kanye "taking my talents/i'mma let you finish" mashup??? C'mon internet, what do I pay you for?!
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Bar Four...Dan Goodman getting ice cream! 3 mins after leaving stage with a joke about rape fantasies!! Pic: http://yfrog.com/n4t7jj
Updated 13 day(s) ago
A lot of people say they want their funeral to be a party. Well, I'd like to have my next party at a funeral. Pretty much the same, right?
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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