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Twitter Name: @maxsilvestri
Website: http://maxsilvestri.com
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Description: I am a comedian and person.
Website: http://maxsilvestri.com
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Description: I am a comedian and person.
Max Silvestri is a stand-up comedian who regularly performs at the “Big Terrific” comedy show and makes regular videos for Details magazine. Most of his tweets are jokes (and very funny ones at that).
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@bryangshelton through pluck, I think.
Updated 12 hours ago
I just taught my laptop's spell check the word "Zune." It was a lot like the movie Stand and Deliver.
Updated 13 hours ago
@JoeMande @Gabedelahaye don't you mean on August 16th? But the answer is most of them.
Updated 14 hours ago
@MrDonaldGlover I know, right? Wha happened? Besides it being completely overwhelming and unmanageable?
Updated 1 day(s) ago
"The new Arcade Fire is super amazing." (I have that message saved as a QuickText in my phone.)
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I'm in that weird place in my life right now where forgetting to DVR Jersey Shore premiere is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
@edithzimmerman Edith, I am at a terrible restaurant for work purposes and sitting alone and just LOL'd so hard at that tweet. Thanks.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Katy Perry v. Genesis mash-up is so good. After listening had to clean up dick off floor with ice cream scoop & whisk. http://bit.ly/aPmOHx
Updated 2 day(s) ago
RT @80miles: Stat check! 3 out of 5 recumbent bicycle owners are geology professors with Abraham Lincoln beards and dud personalities.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
http://yfrog.com/hq2ksj RT @NoahGarfinkel: Catchphrase idea for Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Sais Matters
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Considering the success of Men's Wearhouse, it's strange there's no discount restaurant with slogan "You're gonna like the way it tastes."
Updated 3 day(s) ago
RT @croninwhocares: Is there a more unique version of regret than the kind you get the second you sink into a beanbag?
Updated 5 day(s) ago
RT @FrankConniff: Guy stabbed at Comic-Con not seriously hurt. Doctors say he's alert and masturbating comfortably.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
@JoeMande the oysters were great! And we ate outside so as to avoid the chemical poop smell.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
In restaurant that smells like spoiled diapers. If I smelled this smell in a nursing home I'd be like, "this is a bad nursing home."
Updated 7 day(s) ago
On street while gigantic pack of fake zombies walk by. Hard to tell difference btw those doing zombie lurch and those just tired and slow.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
At AwesomeCon. @timheidecker just asked @gabedelahaye and me if we were getting the scoop. Yes. So many scoops.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
@gabedelahaye don't forget that Seth Green was also there. The Two Seths. (The sequel to Chinatown.)
Updated 7 day(s) ago
@maxsilvestri whoops, meant black cherry, not black sherry. Both are gross types of bourbon, though.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Saw a brand of black sherry-flavored bourbon in liquor store that came with a free download of exclusive new Kid Rock song. Total package.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
This was so fun! The most fun. RT: @videogum: gotcha! PHOTOBOMBING COMIC-CON 2010: http://bit.ly/anNbAT
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I bet Chris Pontius is in this trailer putting self-tanner on his penis as we speak. (We are speaking.) http://yfrog.com/eud0uuj
Updated 8 day(s) ago
HUGE Topher Grace update: just peed at a urinal next to Mr. Foreman from That 70's Show. He calls his thing "Eric." (Last part a lie.)
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Great news, everybody: Bob's Burgers looks GREAT. Very very high laughs per minute.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
The line at the Weapons Tagging table to get your costume's fake weapons certified as not lethal is literally out the door.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
@gabedelahaye it's ok you love apricots! Just weird at the buffet you ONLY got apricots from it and kept saying "I'm gonna need a NAPricot."
Updated 8 day(s) ago
@Gabedelahaye's breakfast plate. He LOVES apricots. It's all he eats because he says they "keep things moving". http://yfrog.com/afre5uj
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Cheers to whoever had the brilliant idea to serve drink called "Over The Schnapps" at Sly Stallone/Expendables party. http://bit.ly/cbD4AK
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Guys, I chilled in the hot tub at hotel with eight 11-year-olds slamming Shirley Temples and then napped. Refreshed. Gonna be positive now.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
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