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Twitter Name: @mccarthyredhead
Website: http://www.mccarthyredhead.com/
Location: Land, rarely Water.
Description: Matt McCarthy is your density.
Website: http://www.mccarthyredhead.com/
Location: Land, rarely Water.
Description: Matt McCarthy is your density.
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I know i'm close but i also know i'm not a hand shoe or a horse grenade. #whatmoredoyouwant
Updated 3 hours ago
I realize i know all the lines in Turner & Hooch. #seatbeltsseatbeltsseatbeltsitsthelaw
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Thinks the pool safety commercial i just saw was a little over the top. #CPRondeadkids
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I love Howard TV, Steven Adler is fascinating! !
Updated 2 day(s) ago
All VH1Classics should be allowed to show is Tom Petty
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Feels like there's a gremlin chewing me apart from the inside out... or it's that "chicken" gyro from 11pm.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
is happy with his DROID #ripuncleowen
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Levin was great!! Willie next!! first trip to RADIO CITY MUAIC HALL.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Had to cancel all my gigs this weekend because i have to pack and move. Thanks CAPRIJET REALTY! Thanks for throwing us out Robert!
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Is moving out of his shithole asshole owned apartment.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Get out of my inception, get into my Billy Ocean reference.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Is making everthing awwwwwwwwwww good.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Wishes he was a big man who pushes people around... YOUWANTSOME#
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Hey, Activia. Nobody wants to listen to people talk with a mouthful of Activia.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Is a man who grabs Tuesday by the face and says " ENOUGH OF YOUR BUUUUULLLSHATE!!!"
Updated 5 day(s) ago
I have a new phone... watch out
Updated 5 day(s) ago
I don't think Pete Seeger is ever going to die. Do I want him to die? #youdecide
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Tie a black ribbon round the old oak tree! Support The Mercenaries! #fortheblackwatermercenariesagainstthewar
Updated 8 day(s) ago
The news ticker behind John Mayer's head says "A BREEDING GROUND FOR AIDS" #nuffsaid!
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I remember a time when all these girls would've been screaming for Axl. I weep for the future. #wehadnoideahowgoodwehadit
Updated 8 day(s) ago
John Mayer's voice is so processed, he sounds like Stephen Hawking. #shittysingers
Updated 8 day(s) ago
The Summer Concert Series is sponsored by Toyota. I guess that means it's never going to stop. Here's to watching Alicia Keys in December!
Updated 8 day(s) ago
oooooooh John Mayer is performing on the TODAY show!!! I hope he does standup!! #reasonstokillmyself
Updated 8 day(s) ago
What'll I do today? Fix the cabinet door? Clean Garage? Nah? #AARP
Updated 9 day(s) ago
I think Drew Carey is gonna kill himself, he spun the wheel for a woman and lost. #PIR BOB WOULDN'T HAVE CARED!!!
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Y'ever notice the left wing and the right wing are attached to the same rubber chicken?
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Rebecca Spitz. Pat Kiernan swallows. #NY1humor
Updated 12 day(s) ago
@FunkycoldKatina that's MY hawaiian shirt! #complainingaboutthingsyoudontactuallycareabout
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Mugger targeting women's necklaces. Cut to Magee Hickey standing in the rain wearing a stack of Kayan neck rings. #CBS2newsisouttogetMagee
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Who're the whores behind home plate? #mlb #allstargame
Updated 18 day(s) ago
I think CBS2News is trying to do Magee Hickey in... Women are being attacked in Riverside Park, reporting there live, Magee Hickey.
Updated 22 day(s) ago
RT @peteholmez: (man tastes, spits out seeds) "ugh, these seeds are for the birds!"
Updated 23 day(s) ago
My butt is using too much electricity... BROWN OUT!!! #ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Updated 24 day(s) ago
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