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Michael Ian Black is the host of the Comedy Central show “Reality Bites Back,” a member of the comedy trio “Stella,” and has appeared in numerous TV shows (including “Ed,” “Reaper,” VH1’s “I Love the…” series, and “Reno 911!”) and films (Wedding Daze and Run, Fat Boy, Run). He’s also released a comedy album and a book, “My Custom Van…And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face.”
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Top three chops: mutton, karate, suey.
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RT @rescuelawyer: SO excited to get some @michaelianblack hilariosity tonight at Zanies Nashville. Yay!!
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Best indicator that I'm not going to like you: describe yourself as a "people person."
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To @brendonwalsh and @trish_walsh: please stop involving me in your post-marital spat. Thanks.
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@Ken_Daley Of COURSE! He's great.
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@joshorrelse All nights will be equally mediocre. (I mean great, I totally mean great.)
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People in the South really are friendlier. So annoying.
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@Randazzoj Now you have some tiny idea of the nightmare that is my life.
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MAJOR CRISIS: I do not know what to have for lunch. Somebody hold me.
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RT @WitStreamdotcom: Today's Daily WitPicks: Chelsea's Wedding http://bit.ly/dwUO4E
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Request to Nashville: dial back the country music, please.
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Listening to Eminem "Recovery." Observation: he's very good at rapping.
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So annoyed that I have to wake up early tomorrow. Where is a giant planet-destroying asteroid when you need one?
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Great newss: Just found out I'm going to be the official foot model for toenail fungus.
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I would get so much more done if they stopped making girls.
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RT @craigwedren: CW TwitSingle #1: Save A Prayer. This was a 2001 Valentine to my Duran-fan ladylove (now wife) http://tinyurl.com/2u ...
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Hey Nashville, you're an asshole if you don't come to my shows at Zanie's this weekend. http://tinyurl.com/25w4nsk
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@MichelleFife How's this: unicorn AIDS
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Life would be so much better if traffic could literally suck my dick.
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RT @WitStreamdotcom: Today's Daily WitPicks: BP's BS http://bit.ly/akjGqY
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Elizabeth Warren is the sexy Ralph Nader.
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I'm at Zanie's in Nashville starting tomorrow. Come for the comedy, stay for the me feeling you up. http://tinyurl.com/25w4nsk
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RT @actionashton: @michaelianblack I can't wait to see you at Nashville Zanies this weekend. It's gonna be pretty okay.
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Read my thoughts on stabbing people here: http://tinyurl.com/cebf44
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Everybody should be allowed one stabbing per day.
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RT @WitStreamdotcom: Today's Daily WitPicks: WikiLeaks http://bit.ly/d2CEmz
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Here's the thing I don't understand about "Inception:" when did Leo get so GORGEOUS?!?!???
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Tugboat crashes into well: now there's a new spill. Bet you anything Obama was driving the tugboat.
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Bad news: another Gulf oil spill. Good news: I had no idea we had this much oil.
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@robhuebel You shouldn't drive your body, anyway. Not that hard.
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RT @nicholemarielim: Yes please! RT @ Nashville: you and me. Zanies. This weekend. Kissing? http://tinyurl.com/q5qew5
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Laser burned my finger earlier. (Laser = toaster)
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@toddbarry I saw you on episode 3. You were really good saying your line.
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Sometimes I put too much salsa on my quesadilla and it feels like the Holocaust all over again.
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