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Twitter Name: @michaelianblack
Website: http://michaelianblack.net
Location: Land of Go For It!
Description: The Official Michael Ian Black Twitter Page
Website: http://michaelianblack.net
Location: Land of Go For It!
Description: The Official Michael Ian Black Twitter Page
Michael Ian Black is the host of the Comedy Central show “Reality Bites Back,” a member of the comedy trio “Stella,” and has appeared in numerous TV shows (including “Ed,” “Reaper,” VH1’s “I Love the…” series, and “Reno 911!”) and films (Wedding Daze and Run, Fat Boy, Run). He’s also released a comedy album and a book, “My Custom Van…And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face.”
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Top three chops: mutton, karate, suey.
Updated 8 hours ago
RT @rescuelawyer: SO excited to get some @michaelianblack hilariosity tonight at Zanies Nashville. Yay!!
Updated 9 hours ago
Best indicator that I'm not going to like you: describe yourself as a "people person."
Updated 15 hours ago
To @brendonwalsh and @trish_walsh: please stop involving me in your post-marital spat. Thanks.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
@joshorrelse All nights will be equally mediocre. (I mean great, I totally mean great.)
Updated 1 day(s) ago
People in the South really are friendlier. So annoying.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
MAJOR CRISIS: I do not know what to have for lunch. Somebody hold me.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
RT @WitStreamdotcom: Today's Daily WitPicks: Chelsea's Wedding http://bit.ly/dwUO4E
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Request to Nashville: dial back the country music, please.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Listening to Eminem "Recovery." Observation: he's very good at rapping.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
So annoyed that I have to wake up early tomorrow. Where is a giant planet-destroying asteroid when you need one?
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Great newss: Just found out I'm going to be the official foot model for toenail fungus.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I would get so much more done if they stopped making girls.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
RT @craigwedren: CW TwitSingle #1: Save A Prayer.
This was a 2001 Valentine to my Duran-fan ladylove (now wife) http://tinyurl.com/2u ...
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Hey Nashville, you're an asshole if you don't come to my shows at Zanie's this weekend. http://tinyurl.com/25w4nsk
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Life would be so much better if traffic could literally suck my dick.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Elizabeth Warren is the sexy Ralph Nader.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
I'm at Zanie's in Nashville starting tomorrow. Come for the comedy, stay for the me feeling you up. http://tinyurl.com/25w4nsk
Updated 3 day(s) ago
RT @actionashton: @michaelianblack I can't wait to see you at Nashville Zanies this weekend. It's gonna be pretty okay.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Everybody should be allowed one stabbing per day.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
RT @WTFpod: New Premium Ep is up! @MichaelIanBlack @shanecomedy @ChrisFairbanks @HannibalBurress @RySing Get it! http://wtfpodshop.com
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Here's the thing I don't understand about "Inception:" when did Leo get so GORGEOUS?!?!???
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Tugboat crashes into well: now there's a new spill. Bet you anything Obama was driving the tugboat.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Bad news: another Gulf oil spill. Good news: I had no idea we had this much oil.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
RT @nicholemarielim: Yes please! RT @ Nashville: you and me. Zanies. This weekend. Kissing? http://tinyurl.com/q5qew5
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Laser burned my finger earlier. (Laser = toaster)
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Sometimes I put too much salsa on my quesadilla and it feels like the Holocaust all over again.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
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