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Twitter Name: @mitchfatel
Website: http://MITCHFATEL.COM
Location: USA
Description: Funniest Comedian Ever
Website: http://MITCHFATEL.COM
Location: USA
Description: Funniest Comedian Ever
Mitch Fatel is a stand-up comedian based in New York. He’s performed on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien,” “Comedy Central Presents,” and the “Late Show with David Letterman.” He also works as a regular correspondent on the “Tonight Show with Jay Leno.” He’s released two comedy albums: “Miniskirts & Muffins” and “Super Retardo.”
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@Remuina No prob, will need naked pics first, have to know what my future wife looks like naked, just a small technicality : P
Updated 10 hours ago
I'm so funny if there was a funny crown, I would wear it. People would say, look at him, he must be funny, hes wearing the funny crown!
Updated 11 hours ago
I want to get married just so I can yell from the next room "Woman, make me my breakfast!"
Updated 1 day(s) ago
This Week at Hartford CT, Funnybone call 860-432-8600 for tix. 1st 100 get one free pass to shave my body (bring your own shave cream)
Updated 2 day(s) ago
If you shower with me, you will be peed on. So save your shocked looks for drama class ladies.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
I have an above average penis but my balls are on the smaller side.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Jesus came to me last night and was like "Dude u make me piss my pants every time ur on comedy central" Im goin to Heaven haters!
Updated 5 day(s) ago
I just did an hour on the elliptical bitches! Gonna have my yogurt and fruit now. Shit is getting crazy up in here!
Updated 6 day(s) ago
I think I want to date a stripper, I'm in hotels a lot I and I'm sick of not having dollar bills for the vending machines.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
@EITMonline guess whose coming to town soon...I'm gonna want some major cuddling time : )
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Fri - Sun at Goodnights in Raleigh, NC call 919.828.LAFF for tix. 1st 100 get a lifetime pass to watch me bathe.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Sometimes I wish I was a drug addict just so I could rehab at one of those cool farms with a lake and canoes.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
I don't understand the joy of a lapdance, I always wind up frustrated and sad. I think I'm going to stop giving them.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Today is Best Friends day and in honor Im going to give my best friend a full body oil massage. (Best friend is Dad, this is uncomfortable)
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Day one of my record setting attempt to have sex w/99 girls in 99 days (1 down-99 to go*) *girls I rub up against in Subway count.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
One big show in Atlantic City at Trump Marina Sat night. First 100
people get to fondle my magical balls of luck!
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Bringing two hot girls to a Broadway show today. (Quick question, can two girls get through a broadway show on roofies?)
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Meeting with Mel Gibson today, will be sure to not dress slutty.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
The 3 second period in-between when you turn off the shower and reach for the towel is the closest I come to contemplating suicide.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
On my flight home. Sitting next to a very overweight woman. To make her feel better I'm pushing out my stomach the whole flight.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
One more kick ass show tonight at the West Palm Improv, then all are invited for a sleepover at my hotel room after : )
Updated 20 day(s) ago
I like my nipples to be lightly touched while I have sex...thoughts?
Updated 21 day(s) ago
I like black people. They are good dancers and can run very fast and when they wear glasses they look very distinguished.
Updated 22 day(s) ago
I think Lebron will pick the team whose players express the littlest interest in his Mom.
Updated 23 day(s) ago
This week West Palm Beach Improv. 561-833-1812 for tix. First 100 tickets get a threesome with me and my Mommy. Next 100 get me and Pops.
Updated 23 day(s) ago
I've found the worst part about being in a relationship is you have to shower so much more : (
Updated 24 day(s) ago
Bad fireworks accident yesterday. Blew off 3 inchs of my penis. Guess I'll have to learn to live with 7 inchs now :(
Updated 26 day(s) ago
If you give me a foot massage I will bring you to the circus.
Updated 28 day(s) ago
Ugh overweight male ginger flight attendant. If that doesn't say "bad luck" for my flight home what does? I will not make love to him!
Updated 29 day(s) ago
A whole night of Mitch! Tonight at Hard Rock Cafe on the Vegas strip then at 330am(est) my one hour special on Comedy Central! Man I'm hot.
Updated 30 day(s) ago
1st big Vegas show, 1st big Billboard, 1st time I've been raped by David Copperfield. What a Magical Week! http://twitpic.com/21ix8w
Updated 30 day(s) ago
My Twitter Update if I was French: A full day ahead of me to complain about everything and quit when things get tough! Can't wait!
Updated More than a month ago
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