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Twitter Name: @niquewoodhouse
Website: http://www.niquewoodhouse.com
Location: London
Description: Award winning loser/comedian. In 140 characters or less.

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Dilemma: if it came down to it, would you spit on your goldfish to keep it alive?
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Stop saying yes to racism people. Also, diabetes.
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Holy shit, Inception just kicked me in my grandfather's balls. 9/10.
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RT @JoshMalina: The real shame about Mel Gibson's mindless anti-semitic ranting is that it undrmines the valid points he has to make abo ...
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@123reg morning, my emails on webmail are down but my domain is a-ok. can i get some of that famously good 123 reg help please?
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?@ChelseaVPeretti: Do you like me?? Haha. Would like to know the wierdest response from a stranger you got to this. Please!
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?@morgan_murphy: I got a rape vuvuzela. It's like a rape whistle, but it just annoys the guy into leaving.? Does it encourage others to try
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Meanwhile, the New York Times continues to stand tall at the forefront of modern journalism. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZkrA9zLHhM
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Going for a quick porn break. No one call me for the next 2 mins please, (dad). Also, how do you spell femdom in Japanese (again, dad)?
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RT @punchlinemag: Iceland's capital city's new mayor is a stand-up comedian. awesome: http://tinyurl.com/2aukv6l #comedy #politics #iceland
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Giovanni Trapattoni = Leslie Nielson. That is all.
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Gandalf as a teacher: "You Shall Not Pass". #badjoke
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RT @peretti: I can really empathize with people like me
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RT @EugeneMirman: Wow. Pakistan banned Youtube & Facebook! No cat videos & no catching up w/ old Islamic extremist friends from high school
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@GaryJBusey it is: http://www.arsenal.com/
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lusting for a bacon sandwich right now.
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Her tatoo said carpe diem, which I assume was ironic due to her epilepsy.
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At the end of the tour, my bro just asked the distillery guide, out loud, "what whiskey goes well with Rohypnol?". The considerate pervert.
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And we're back from cycling round Germany without t'internet/phone. Just me, my male friends and the occasional bbq. Ultimate sausage fest.
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Godamn pear juice on my shirt now. I should have pre-peared better.
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@NorthKingdom sublime, thanks. What a talented bunch you chaps are!
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@NorthKingdom love your showreel, does that track exist on cd or purchasable download anywhere?
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If you like towels, you might endure a dick towel: http://www.dicktowel.com/
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@suyuen ha, the only prob is I'm awful - everyone kills my aids. think i'll retire from fps...
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Playing Call of Duty online, changed my callname to Aids so when I kill someone it says on their screen "You have been killed by Aids."
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