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Twitter Name: @paulapoundstone
Website: http://www.paulapoundstone.com
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Description: Outstanding comedian; NPR regular

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I'm on my my way to Antology in San Diego. It'll take 2 1/2 hours or 30 with traffic.
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@LJM_2010 Paula back in Atlanta 10/22 Ferst Cntr http://www.ferstcenter.gatech.edu/plugins/shows/index.php?id=14 BB f/PP
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In case I should die tonight, I want to take this time to tell as many people as I can that I just played some of my best ping-pong ever.
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Iin case I should die tonight, I want to take this time to tell as many people as I can that I just played some of my best ping-pong ever.
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free tkts If u r unemployed to show in San Diego at Anthology sat nite, 7/31 contact @paulapoundstone http://www.anthologysd.com/index.html
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The Napa audience was fantastic.
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An audience member at my Napa show said, when a raccoon got into her house one night, she turned on the lights so it could see the door.
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My jokes for San Diego are in the oven. I'll be at Anthology Saturday night http://www.anthologysd.com/index.html
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@lisas_roadtrip He's wrong.
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I'm at the McDonald's at the Los Angeles Airport. I'm in the "cash only" line. The "sexual favors" line us really long.
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Tomorrow night I'll be at the Napa Valley Opera House in Napa. La la la la la la la Napa http://www.nvoh.org
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Floatopia has been banned in San Diego. You might as well come see me on Sat. 7:30PM and 9:30PM 7/31 Anthology, San Diego
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Zebra donkey mix born at Georgia preserve to star in 3rd MEET THE PARENTS sequel.
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San Diego this Sat. Good seats still avail. http://www.anthologysd.com/index.html Meet & greet after the perf. BB f/PP
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My house has so many dust bunnies right now I could do a stage production of WATERSHIP DOWN.
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When I grow up I want to be me, but older.
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Just finished a bunch of interviews in San Diego. I'm so bad at them. A guy just said to me, "That was good at the end."
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I can count on two fingers the things I don't know. Unfortunately, one of them is how to count.
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This Thursday night I'll be kicking back with the grape nuts in Napa Napa http://www.nvoh.org
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Although I went in with my eyes wide open, today I had an unexpectedly bad Sears experience.
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Just finished a California One Care benefit. I had so much fun, but these litter boxes will bring me back to reality.
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Most of the people in my crowd in Maine were from Massachusetts because the National Guard isn't posted on the border yet.
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I'm sitting on the steps of a farmhouse, watching a butterfly eat from the carcass of a dead fish, knowing there's a Walmart within 5 miles.
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I went to an antique store yesterday, and, I couldn't help noticing, a lot of things there were things I once owned brand new.
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I was just crowned "Miss Khaki" at the Earth Tone Festival in Maine. I hope I can fulfill my duties.
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I'm in Maine at an anti-oxident meeting. We'll stop 'em.
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I just had a bluebberry dessert thing that changed my life.
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My son just said, "I hate it when you go to the bathroom." Now I know I can never please him.
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My son would trade me for a computer, and leave a tip.
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On July 29th I'm gonna be at the Napa Valley Opera House in guess where. http://www.nvoh.org Bring your pince-nez.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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SF, Boston, DC, Uncasville, Glensde http://bit.ly/9iYobU BB
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Computer games were invented Simon Barsinister.
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There was a piece on Marketplace on Public Radio tonight in which a doctor said, Even Americans die.' I've had it with the Liberal media.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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I thought my lizard was dead, but he's not. He's alive. It just looks a lot the same.
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