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Twitter Name: @paulfeig
Description: Paul is a guy who wears suits and tries not to screw things up. He also created Freaks and Geeks.
Description: Paul is a guy who wears suits and tries not to screw things up. He also created Freaks and Geeks.
Writer, Producer of The Office
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I just finished washing the glass. (Feig checks Trending Topics to see if #feigwashesglass is trending. Is sorely disappointed. Stews.)
Updated 6 day(s) ago
I was going to live tweet the glass of wine I'm drinking but I just finished it. I'll have to settle for tweeting the washing of said glass.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
On train back to LA. Love how there's no seat belts. Trains just seem to say, "If something happens, you're on your own, friend."
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Heading to ComicCon. Watch me embarrass myself in front of Brad Meltzer, Chip Kid & Whitney Matheson with my lack of comic knowledge. 12:30!
Updated 7 day(s) ago
I like that Miracle Whip is hipping up its image by calling itself MW. I think Depends should follow suit. "Slip into your D's!!!"
Updated 12 day(s) ago
I'm still alive, I swear. Just been busy directing Kristen Wiig's new movie. Tons of fun but no time to tweet lately. So ... you been good?
Updated 16 day(s) ago
It's July 4th, right? It's either that or I just kissed Millicent. Brady Bunch reference! Woo hoo!!! (Feig falls off hammock, breaks neck)
Updated 27 day(s) ago
Shameless plug: If you have any interest, the second in my Ignatius MacFarland book series is officially out now. http://amzn.to/bFBa9o
Updated 27 day(s) ago
Enjoy my friend Steve Bannos' dog eating dinner. I think you might enjoy this. http://bit.ly/bPfQfM
Updated More than a month ago
Thanks to the World Cup, I now don't have to look at the trending topics list because don't know what anything on it means.
Updated More than a month ago
Weight that you lose because of stress is still considered legitimate weight loss, right? Trying to decide if I'm proud of myself or not.
Updated More than a month ago
Sort of wish I was a father because I really could use a new tie. Dang, I knew I shoulda had kids.
Updated More than a month ago
In honor of Father's Day, I shall ground all the kids I see today and send them to their rooms.
Updated More than a month ago
Either the gnomes in our garden are real or someone just hit me in the head. Oh, wait. It's just the booze. Forget I said anything.
Updated More than a month ago
Hey, weekend, why are you in such an effin' hurry to be over? You just got here. Settle down, man.
Updated More than a month ago
I find myself secretly hoping that waterless urinals and flourless chocolate cake were invented by the same person.
Updated More than a month ago
My carbon footprint looks like I'm wearing clown shoes! #BPExecutiveJokes
Updated More than a month ago
Who's eaten too much already this weekend? It's always a holiday when we as a people all lose control together. C'mon, 4th of July!!!
Updated More than a month ago
Watching Dancing with the Stars. I must really love my wife. (And I do.) Hello, martini! Thanks for the support! (We're the Lockhorns!)
Updated More than a month ago
For some reason, the expensive country club next to my house (no, I don't belong) held a yodeling contest today. As the kids say, "WTF?!"
Updated More than a month ago
Favorite quote of the weekend so far: Woman screams across the street at her mother, "WE'LL BE IN PIXIE TOWN!!!"
Updated More than a month ago
Burnt the crap out of the roof of my mouth and now everything tastes like metal. In other news, I'm a glutton who can't wait til food cools.
Updated More than a month ago
Made my bucket list tonight and the only thing on it was that I hope to someday own a bucket. Aw, crap, what happened to my dreams?
Updated More than a month ago
If you change one letter in "commuter," it becomes "computer." Makes you think, doesn't it? #smokedpotforthefirsttime
Updated More than a month ago
If I put a hot dog in a taco shell, is that considered inventive or just misguided? 'Cause they really fit perfectly.
Updated More than a month ago
Was in the grocery store this evening and the Curly Shuffle was playing on the PA. I am on a bad publicly-played music run of late.
Updated More than a month ago
Heard three different Lou Bega songs in three different locations today. Is this the seventh sign?
Updated More than a month ago
Who else needs a drink?
Updated More than a month ago
Going to watch Avatar on blu-ray tonight. To recreate the 3D experience, I'm going to smudge my glasses and light five dollars on fire.
Updated More than a month ago
Bring on this new week! I'm going to kick its ass! Or it's going to kick mine! Either way, there will be ass-kicking!
Updated More than a month ago
Mine is "Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere" by the Monkees. Sounds like the end credits song in a bad 80s teen comedy. #badipodsong
Updated More than a month ago
What's the worst song you've found in your iPod? A song you didn't even know you had or forgot about? Label it #badipodsong
Updated More than a month ago
Saw a van that was rockin' and for some reason I did come a-knockin'. Turns out it just had bad suspension.
Updated More than a month ago
Kick-Ass has become one of my favorite movies of all time. Seriously. What an awesome film. Can't wait to see it again.
Updated More than a month ago
Dear Stores: If you're going to put a price sticker directly on the merchandise, can you make sure we can get the sticker back off at home?
Updated More than a month ago
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