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Twitter Name: @phirm
Website: http://tinyurl.com/cmvxdr
Location: Los Angeles
Description: I bring entertainment that very few people appreciate to the masses.
Website: http://tinyurl.com/cmvxdr
Location: Los Angeles
Description: I bring entertainment that very few people appreciate to the masses.
Mike Phirman is half of a comedy duo called “Hard ‘n Phirm,” along with Chris Hardwick. They’ve performed together at Improv, the Aspen Comedy Festival, the Bubmershoot Festival, the Punch Line, and South by Southwest. Television credits include “Jimmy Kimmel Live” and VH1’s “I Love the…” series.
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Getting a 3D HD LCD TV so that I can watch a video I shot of the wall behind it. #invisiblefurniture
Updated 8 hours ago
I get why I shouldn't flush a cup or pack of cigarettes, but really?this thing can't handle a severed human hand?! http://twitpic.com/2aga7e
Updated 10 hours ago
I nominate @JenKirkman for Best Everything. Twitter is better with you here. #ff
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Such a good show! RT @mrmattwalsh: New episodes of Players Fridays at 1am PT (on Spike). Get ready to see Horatio Sanz as a porn director!
Updated 1 day(s) ago
If you're following 1,000+ people, you may as well stand by the freeway and shout, "SO WHAT'S GOING ON?"
Updated 2 day(s) ago
@ProfessorStatik Oh heavens no. Though I do think being recognized by the President should immediately follow one's Twitter verification.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
@solorjones And I just got the irony of having a show about a callbox as your ringtone. Brilliant!
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@bgrhubarb I want you to know that I fell asleep singing "Iiiiit's a small world-but-it's-actually-much-bigger-on-the-inside... after all."
Updated 2 day(s) ago
@solorjones A good choice! Though, I'm tempted to go with the TARDIS re-entry "braking" sfx.
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@bgrhubarb Oh god, I now have that mash-up going. This may be my last tweet... #joshuaplayingtictactoehaditeasier
Updated 3 day(s) ago
The DJ that spins inside my head has apparently lost his entire collection of records, save for the Doctor Who theme. #day5ofoooOOoooo
Updated 3 day(s) ago
HAHAHAHA!! RT @paulandstorm 2 vids from #w00tstock: "Nerd Protest" http://bit.ly/9u1qp3 & "Double Rainbows Ad Nauseum" http://bit.ly/bocfHN
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Jurassic 4 & Jeff #firstdraftrapnames #whatImeanttowrite
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Jurassic 5 & Jeff #firstdraftrapnames
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Almos Def #firstdraftrapnames
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RT @PFTompkins: PIGEONS: Just telling you now. Any one a you shits in my mouth, I will never stop killing pigeons. Never. It will become ...
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Do you think they cast Leonardo DiCaprio in "Inception" because he's dreamy? #illshowmyselfout
Updated 7 day(s) ago
My buddy Pat Meighan pointed this out years ago & I now look for it in every elevator. Read lines 2 and 3. http://twitpic.com/289cek
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"Players" is awesome. I laughed out loud through the whole episode. Watch it!! (on Spike at 11pm) (congrats @mrmattwalsh!)
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@jawboneradio That's awesome! With any luck, it could soon be available on Rock Band. (Not official yet.) Please tell them I approve!
Updated 12 day(s) ago
I'm finding that there's almost no appropriate context for the phrase "the old rape-a-roo".
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Started a log of what it sounds like my farts are saying, inflection-wise. Stopped when it became clear they all just say "Uh-Oh."
Updated 14 day(s) ago
RT @Braunger: Not putting me on a "Comedians You Should Follow on Twitter" list is akin to punching a child that's already in a coma.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Arrived at LAX airport. Want to walk past the limo drivers who hold up name signs with a little sign that says "Not Me".
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Motivational book for middle-aged zombies: "Stop Living and Start Living"
Updated 15 day(s) ago
RT @TVsAndyDaly: Just re-listened to the old Alec Baldwin phone rant. Today it sounds like a 19th century nobleman inviting a lady to tea.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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