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Twitter Name: @robhuebel
Website: http://www.robhuebel.com
Location: Los Angeles
Description: I give medicinal cocaine to baby animals
Website: http://www.robhuebel.com
Location: Los Angeles
Description: I give medicinal cocaine to baby animals
Rob Huebel is a comedian, producer, writer, and actor. His television work includes “Late Night with Conan O’Brien,” “Upright Citizens Brigade,” and “Human Giant” on MTV. He also had a cameo in the Mike Myers film “The Love Guru.”
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Here's a podcast I did at Comic Con for @filmdrunk. Uncomfortable with anime vaginas? This is not for you. http://is.gd/dSmew
Updated 8 hours ago
It would be so much easier if I could live in a giant bird's nest and my mom would throw up in my mouth.
Updated 10 hours ago
Factual: 100% of guys on chopper bikes are too old to be guys on chopper bikes.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
My lip balm not only moistens my lips, it also helps lubricate my teeth for sex.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Just noticing that my shadow looks exactly like the singer Pink.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I am eating lunch with a priest. He said he gets lots of free stuff.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I am watching Playboy en Espanol. Take that Arizona, you racists!
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Hey gang, afternoon karate class is canceled. Sensei's scrotum is still tangled from the weekend.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Best wishes to all the guys down at Nacho Warehouse. Shame about the robbery and stabbing of your boss, Carl.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
'Step Up 3D' better totally make me feel like i'm actually sitting there watching other people dance while I watch.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I applied too much lotion to my body and it's making it hard to drive.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Really getting sucked into 'Nights In Rodanthe' on HBO. I also like jamming my hand into the disposal.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Hey old people-- Enough with the eating soup in super slo-mo. Nobody likes to see your shaky tongues.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
That website that's 'the Facebook of sex' seems like a great place to meet prostitutes posing as old friends of mine.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Video of me answering kid's medical questions. You might be offended by all the medical terms: http://tiny.cc/1ky7w
Updated 6 day(s) ago
I touched Kevin Sorbo's abs last night. What did you ever do? Not jackshit probably.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Goodbye Comic Con. Hello Purell.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
I just stabbed a guy in Hall H at Comic Con for touching my light saber.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Overheard at Comic Con--"dude you could almost see the side part of her boob!!!"
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Comic Con fans really not responding well to my Dr. Frasier Crane costume. Asshoes.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
The big hit at Comic Con seems to be bad skin. And rashes. And sweaty palms.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Make me french toast, slut.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Buried myself in the ballpit at McDonald's. Been hiding out under these balls for an hour or two. Come by, say hi.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Guy on motorcycle next to me just popped a wheelie. Big deal. I grow my own vegetables.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I hear the #childrenshospital Comic Con panel tmrw is selling out faster than the Darth Vader Circle Jerk. Swing by! 5pm Room 25abc
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I would like to give myself a hug but I am afraid it will lead to some heavy petting and dryhumping.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Kids say the darndest things. That is why they are dicks. http://bit.ly/9Dg6Qy
Updated 11 day(s) ago
3:38 am. Somewhere right now, there's a ghost hunter that's freaking out because his cameraman farted but won't admit it.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
How can I be sure I've given my Korean neighbors enough opportunities to masturbate to me today? I just don't want to be rude.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Home sick with the flu. Taking my temperature in the butt every 5 mins just to be safe.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Just saw the ugliest small child ever. Whispered in his ear "you are bumming everybody out..."
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Hanging w/ the bird-like people of Cirque du Soleil. Thought I heard the french word for bird-rape.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
If you live in Montreal and don't come to the #childrenshospital show tonight at 7pm, something bad will happen to you.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
A lot of people in Montreal speak french and have hairy armpits and 70's bushes.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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