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I'm going "Back To The Future" where for some reason it's ok to perv over yer own Mum. http://twitpic.com/29t4xr
Updated 2 day(s) ago
My time in church has made me consider my future. #unlikelycareerchange http://twitpic.com/297s9y
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Stripping in a church? I mean I know Jesus doesn't over dress but is there a way back from this ungodly muck?
Updated 4 day(s) ago
On closer inspection the holy water is full of holes. For a minute there my faith was tested. Now, where's the holy wine?
Updated 5 day(s) ago
In st Bart's church. This holy water has got no holes in it. I demand a refund.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
I'm doing a pretend wedding in a real church while acting drunk. Forgive me Lord. And @katyperry.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
10 seconds after this photo I rode him till his gums bled. The horse just stood there. http://twitpic.com/2807fw
Updated 8 day(s) ago
From russellbrand.tv: Russell as Arthur http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/07/russell-as-arthur/
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Want to be smashed in the undercarriage by a muscley coward? Why not try horse riding.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@peterbokunet how dare you question the spelling of honour? Just for that all English people will now spell it thus- honoUUr.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@chaseweideman I planted that idea in your mind. And some M&M's in your undies. I think we're in too deep. As are the M&m's
Updated 10 day(s) ago
That is the last time I promote a teen website that doesn't have "Momsteaching" as a prefix.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @luvrussellbrand: @rustyrockets Wrong link! The right link is that: http://www.teenchoiceawards.com/
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Are you a teen?Or aged btwn thirteen and death?Vote here to honour my tireless years of pelvic ballet ttp://tinyurl.com/ksjp8m
Updated 10 day(s) ago
VOTE HERE TO EXPRESS GRATITUDE FOR ALL THE YEARS I'VE MADE MERRY WITH UNGRATEFUL TEENS ttp://tinyurl.com/ksjp8m
Updated 10 day(s) ago
After all the years of free orgasms a chance for teenagers to give me something back. Vote here http://bit.ly/c54pwk
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Dreamt I saw Inception w/ @katyperry RT @katyperry Wait, I thought we just watched... RT @ Just watched Inception. OR DID I ?
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Just watched Inception. OR DID I... ? ?
Updated 11 day(s) ago
From russellbrand.tv: Infant Sorrow comp winners http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/07/infant-sorrow-comp-winners/
Updated 12 day(s) ago
By @alfiehitchcock "Batman relaxing with a fag".This defines his relationship with Robin. http://twitpic.com/26dydx
Updated 14 day(s) ago
This is what happens when I try to fight crime. What a pair of jokers. http://twitpic.com/26cyxw
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Mum. Leonardo DiCaprio sneaked into my dream and tried to plant ideas. In other news I've decided to become a spy. Send condoms.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
@lightscameraash HAVE SOME LOVE from NYC! Pointing the rocket in your direction.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Same photographer, this time with my sweetest secret. Still one beard left... http://twitpic.com/25bry0
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Captured on set of Arthur by @alfiehitchcock. What a perv. http://twitpic.com/25brhb
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Captured on Arthur set by @alfiehitchcock. What a perv. http://twitpic.com/25br5z
Updated 17 day(s) ago
@Wossy GOOD LUCK MATE. Who'd have thought the King Of Chat would be unable to pronounce half the alphabet? SHOW EM WHERE YER FROM!
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Helen Mirren has been successfully corrupted. She is also now pregnant. http://twitpic.com/24syij
Updated 19 day(s) ago
When I heard that Coldplay were covering my song "Bangers, Beans and Mash" I wet myself - and it was all yellow.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
In Rolls Royce with the Queen. Revolution temporarily delayed. Stamp licking suddenly erotic.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
See despicable me in "Despicable Me", America's number 1 film and the world's first animated snuff movie.
Updated 21 day(s) ago
In Brooklyn "showing off" for a job. Take that Grays School Careers Advisor- if that's your real name - which I doubt.
Updated 21 day(s) ago
@katyperry Erm,I thought a Shirley Temple sounded butch. What should I order? A pint of HEROIN!! A crack popsicle? Crack-sicle?
Updated 26 day(s) ago
I'm in America. There's a strange atmosphere and no one will obey my commands or pay the taxes I levy. I shall inform Her Majesty.
Updated 27 day(s) ago
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