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Twitter Name: @seankent
Website: http://www.seankent.com
Location: Inside your head
Description: I'm a standup comic and a beautiful human being.
Website: http://www.seankent.com
Location: Inside your head
Description: I'm a standup comic and a beautiful human being.
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I once knew a gay dude who was obsessed with the soundtrack from "Grease 2".
Updated 5 hours ago
I'm officially retired from selling shit after shows. From now on I will only sell piss. Buckets of piss!
Updated 6 hours ago
Stranger on my elevator stopped the door as it was closing then asked me to hit his button then made small talk. Should have killed him.
Updated 8 hours ago
Is it me or does Coldplay sound more like Billy Joel with each album?
Updated 10 hours ago
That 2nd show audience had a communal laugh that felt like gossamer fairy wings tickling my fancy & my balls.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Who had 489 thumbs and wasn't very smart? That crowd! (one guy was missing a thumb)
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I secretly think every time I order the salmon I make up for the way I've led my life.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Travel tip #346 - Safety first at hotel gyms! Make sure you work out wearing a padded cock sock. On both hands.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
#ConfessionTweet - I'm not wearing panties.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Thai food in Ohio, must you be so predictably disappointing while also reminding me of my childhood?
Updated 1 day(s) ago
RT @willdurst: Meg Whitman didn?t bother voting in 27 consecutive elections because she was too busy making enough money to buy the 28th.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Lying to yourself is the only way to get through an Arby's breakfast sandwich.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Thanks to Wild Wally & Sean. I hope you enjoyed the ranting about my kid's bowel movements.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
About to go on 105.9 FM with Wild Wally on "Wally's World" in Dayton. Morning fucking radio, baby!
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Ellen is leaving American Idol. Somewhere Paula just popped another Vicodin & drunkenly slurred, "Bastards. I knew they'd miss me."
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Prediction: Tim Tebow will audible a Psalm.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
It's tough but at the end of the day I have to do what's gonna make me happy. That's why today I'm taking my talents to Frontier Airlines.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
There are 2 kinds of people at the airport today. Me & cunts.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
The promise of a cat litter box deoderizer is a false God.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Porn chicks sharing a double-ended dildo always seem to be faking it. Thoughts?
Updated 3 day(s) ago
This MLS All-Star Game should not be televised. It should be shot and buried in a field.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Mel Gibson said mean things about Jews. And now we know why. They obviously did not suck his penis enough.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Amare is definitely the baddest ass Jew in the NBA. Besides David Stern.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Bought a hot dog at Ikea. Spent the last 46 hours trying to put the fucking thing together.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
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