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Twitter Name: @seankent
Website: http://www.seankent.com
Location: Inside your head
Description: I'm a standup comic and a beautiful human being.

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I once knew a gay dude who was obsessed with the soundtrack from "Grease 2".
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I'm officially retired from selling shit after shows. From now on I will only sell piss. Buckets of piss!
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Stranger on my elevator stopped the door as it was closing then asked me to hit his button then made small talk. Should have killed him.
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Is it me or does Coldplay sound more like Billy Joel with each album?
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@Tait32 I coudn't agree more and I approve of the all caps enthusiasm.
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That 2nd show audience had a communal laugh that felt like gossamer fairy wings tickling my fancy & my balls.
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Who had 489 thumbs and wasn't very smart? That crowd! (one guy was missing a thumb)
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I secretly think every time I order the salmon I make up for the way I've led my life.
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Travel tip #346 - Safety first at hotel gyms! Make sure you work out wearing a padded cock sock. On both hands.
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#ConfessionTweet - I'm not wearing panties.
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Thai food in Ohio, must you be so predictably disappointing while also reminding me of my childhood?
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@Seanfunk wouldn't worry about people like that. Waste of energy.
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RT @willdurst: Meg Whitman didn?t bother voting in 27 consecutive elections because she was too busy making enough money to buy the 28th.
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Lying to yourself is the only way to get through an Arby's breakfast sandwich.
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Thanks to Wild Wally & Sean. I hope you enjoyed the ranting about my kid's bowel movements.
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About to go on 105.9 FM with Wild Wally on "Wally's World" in Dayton. Morning fucking radio, baby!
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@Seanfunk Good for you, bro. Nicely done!
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@Seanfunk And you sir...
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@EverettePrice Thought the point was made more succinctly with "caps lock".
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@Seanfunk Nice! I think the Dayton Funny Bone's marquee would disagree with him this week. As would my CD - in stores 1/1/11. #fail @jrsully
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Bizarre insult fail. RT @JRsully YO @seankent YOU WILL NEVER SEE YOUR NAME IN ALL CAPS.
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@JRsully Caps lock.
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@JRsully Your caps lock is on. Faggot.
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Ellen is leaving American Idol. Somewhere Paula just popped another Vicodin & drunkenly slurred, "Bastards. I knew they'd miss me."
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@ChesterJrTravis I hope he gets to meet Jeebus. Real soon.
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Prediction: Tim Tebow will audible a Psalm.
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It's tough but at the end of the day I have to do what's gonna make me happy. That's why today I'm taking my talents to Frontier Airlines.
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There are 2 kinds of people at the airport today. Me & cunts.
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@racheldory so are you. Smooch.
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The promise of a cat litter box deoderizer is a false God.
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Porn chicks sharing a double-ended dildo always seem to be faking it. Thoughts?
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This MLS All-Star Game should not be televised. It should be shot and buried in a field.
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Mel Gibson said mean things about Jews. And now we know why. They obviously did not suck his penis enough.
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Amare is definitely the baddest ass Jew in the NBA. Besides David Stern.
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Bought a hot dog at Ikea. Spent the last 46 hours trying to put the fucking thing together.
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